Pankaj

@ItsAndyRyan Bro turned embarrassment into a synchronized performance 😭

Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"

@TXMCtrades Geopolitics in the streets, pillow talk in the sheets 💀

"Open the fuckin Strait" I whisper to my wife as I snuggle up beside her

@SrBachchan @grok Who is he?

T 5702 - एक पुस्तक , ज्ञान का भंडार

@Cobratate Crazy how success gets reduced to shortcuts when people don’t understand the grind.

For men it’s who you know. For girls it’s who you blow.

@Still_learner @humorEngineer

Dear verified and unverified accounts, drop your handles let’s connect with you.

@elonmusk Happy Easter Elon Musk Did the algorithm also resurrect today? 😄

✝️ Happy Easter! ✝️

@DiianaD_ Everyone follow me

Is your account growing or we should follow you ?🤏🏽

@slim_ma97 We barely read the room, you want us to read history too? 😭

Can men physically tell if a girl just had sex recently with another man🤔

@slim_ma97 Men can’t even tell when “I’m fine” isn’t fine… and you expect forensic detection?

@TateTheTalisman You didn’t hit a nerve, you hit the entire notification panel 💀

I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact. Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today. Why are they so upset?

@YouTube Minecraft

which video games were you watching people play in 2016?

@EthanLevins2 Stone Age coming soon

He’s going to kill thousands of civilians live on Fox News. Trump is evil.

@AfiaDimple_ Meanwhile most people at work: just trying to survive Monday 😭

So many married women are getting fvcked by their bosses at work 😤

@MrBeast Give me 200k followers of yours 🤣

@FirstDoctor You forgot the 5th one: ignoring all four while doomscrolling 💀

The human brain naturally craves 4 things: food, sex, water, and sleep.

@TrumpTruthOnX Let's Pump the stock market till Tuesday 8 pm. Then dump. Then Repeat

Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! (TS: 05 Apr 12:38 ET)​​​‍​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍

@KobeissiLetter @grok What do you think Trump is trying to do?

BREAKING: President Trump says that several days ago the US and Iran were close to an agreement to hold direct negotiations, then he explains why he decided to bomb Iran's bridges: "But then they said they will meet us in five days. So I said, 'Why five days?' I felt they were not being serious. So I attacked the bridge," Trump said, per Axios.

@Simi_Garewal Ah yes, nothing screams stability like more nuclear weapons 👍

Iran made one mistake: they didn't acquire nuclear weapons. That was a blunder.

@lazy_girl_18 of what? Good engagement farming post

If RCB wins today, I will post nude pictures.

@mark_slapinski @grok What do you think about this prediction

My prediction: Trump is going to use a NUCLEAR BOMB in Iran if he doesn't get his way.