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@Scott_barberr Is that Fiji water 💧 lol 😂

Clean 💦💦 water I’m ready

@ExxAlerts Mic drop ? lol

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

@mazzyyyyyyy Curious how much he pays for the rental husband

he’s like a gay michael rapport..it’s truly so sinister

@kittenaround_51 Yes just for making this long as video lol 🤪

These guys live in New York and have a permanent parking spot outside their home. They were doing repairs on the sidewalk and parked their car across the street until the cement was dry. A man comes along and sees a free parking spot and takes it. So the homeowners call the cops the next morning. The cop tells them this person has gotten 20 other parking violations. After the ticket is written, the homeowner can then call a tow. The next evening, 24 hours later, the neighbor shows up looking for his car threatening to sue them. Should the homeowners not called the tow or should the neighbor had asked to park in their spot?

@jynsync @DanDicksPFT You just of voted for Trump lol

@DanDicksPFT I can’t believe people are still vacationing in Mexico.

Breaking: Major Cartel war with extreme violence happening now in Puerto Vallarta Mexico (updated with footage)

@YahooSports Feed 4? 4 villages?

The $180 LX Hammer Burger 🤯 Would you pay $180 for the Super Bowl SUPER burger?

@pmartini73 @folha Stfu lol

@folha O fdp do bandido está cheio de celular e o lixo da Folha chama de suspeito, como esquerdista adora bandido

Um homem considerado suspeito de furtar celulares foi detido por policiais civis fantasiados de extraterrestres durante a passagem do bloco da cantora Ivete Sangalo pelo entorno do parque Ibirapuera, na zona sul de São Paulo, neste sábado (7). A nova ação de policiais fantasiados em meio a foliões ocorre após uma atuação bem-sucedida no ano passado, em que telefones foram recuperados e suspeitos, presos. 📲Leia mais na #Folha: folha.com/cotidiano 📝Paulo Eduardo Dias 🎦SSP/Divulgação

@StevenACohen2 They will still chock in sept/oct. enjoy watching oct baseball from home=]

What an incredible week. Let’s go Mets !

@FrontRowBrian @StevenACohen2 What a loser lol you must go to them a lot since you seem to dislike them.

@Trumpgirl2614 @MAGACult2 Even ur name is embarrassing. I’m sure you want Trump to grab ur vagina huh

@MAGACult2 You idiots act like he mugged her and stole her peace prize it was a gift fucking moron!

“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women.”

@IsmaelJaen9 @DePrimeraa So you got horny? lol

@DePrimeraa Ese de azul es tremendo puto.

El fútbol es el deporte más inclusivo del mundo.

@floboflo Argentina isn’t winning the WC

In 6 months time…

@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice Guess you failed math huh. Cal is the most populist state! lol it has the most of everything; including more freedom then you’re state.

@GovPressOffice Gavin Newsom governs the state with the most child predators in the country.

@GovPressOffice Let’s see MAGA defend their pedo president lol .

@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice @CAgovernor @CAStateParks Said the white man aka you! Haha stfu

@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor @CAStateParks Stop promoting racism like Black History Month. It’s an insult to all people. Including black people.

BREAKING: Today, ahead of the 100th anniversary of Black History Month, @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom just announced that he has directed @CAStateParks to offer free entry at more than 200 participating parks on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2026. This comes as Trump cancels free admission to National Parks on MLK Day.

@CarlHigbie MAGA triggered 😂

Well… just deleted all the avengers movies from our Apple TV.

@herculezg Im Americanista and damn I felt bad for this dude. I don’t wish anything bad on anyone no matter our differences. But he did play a huge part in his downfall. He just came back to chivas to get money and essentially take away a spot on the team from a fuerzas básicas player.

I’ve never seen so many people openly celebrate the downfall of someone who once meant so much to a nation. And yes, Chicharito has played his own part in shaping this narrative. It’s a case study in how fast the hero to villain cycle works.

@CCPISASSH0E Someone give him a slice of that Chicago deep dish 😈

“It’s disrespectful” is the best description of American pizza I’ve ever heard 🥹🙌

@usedgov What education?

Government shutdown is over, and we're baaackkkkk!    But let's be honest: did you really miss us at all?