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If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills—run

@gerryboyWA @MAGATruthX @atrupar Yeah- then pass it through Congress. If it’s a new world in this context, we should be able to change 2A, right?

@MAGATruthX @atrupar Wait until you find out about amendments

SAUER: We're in a new world where 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a US citizen. JOHN ROBERTS: It's a new world. It's the same Constitution.

Immigrants really do all the hard work

@Raylawlor9 @TMZ @grok What’s the point here? Ask Speaker Johnson to open it back up

@TMZ @grok, which Congressman is in this photo and what is his annual salary?

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Congressman timekeeper seen at son's basketball game amid the shutdown. tmz.me/TRzzIkL

@USBornNRaised @TMZ Your test results have come in and we have some bad news

@TMZ All of them are frauds and do not care about Americans.

Guys have yall this seen this AMAZING story of a sperm whale giving birth and TEN (10) other female whales were midwives who assisted her with the birth and helped lift the baby to the surface to take a first breath??? Coz I'm not seeing yall making the requisite noise

🚨 The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst” who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles. They're the same guy.

@Atlasshrugssoon @JayGlazer You do know his job is about being seen, right?

@JayGlazer The ultimate “ look at me, aren’t I amazing?” Post.

One of my favorite days of the year!!! Our 18th annual NFL Head Coaches day-drinking day at the NFL Owners Meeting. I started this with Mike Tomlin 18 years ago (yes, we raised a glass to him) to get the head coach fraternity to bond together, bounce things off each other, ask each other for advice and to celebrate how cool life is TOGETHER. Leaders take care of everybody else but who takes care of the leaders? This is a cool way to bond so these leaders can all take care of each other. Trying to make it less lonely at the top! Oh, and the stories that are shared are CLASSIC!!! We had 28 of 32 coaches show!!! Oh, and I brought my brothers Michael Phelps and Mark “The Smashing Machine” Kerr along as well to punch up the day. Classic day!!!! Hilarious convos! (Oh, forgive me for the lousy camera work, lol) Side note: everyone always asks who picks up the bill? McVay did it this year. I’d tell you all to Venmo him but I don’t think he knows what that is hahahahaha #nfl #coaches #champions @MichaelPhelps @tsmkerr

@packrfan4 @Bill_Morehouse @JayGlazer 28/32 is a pretty good turnout

@Bill_Morehouse @JayGlazer They aren’t all there. But yeah, still kinda cool.

It never fails. Kristi Noem's banging Cory Lewandowski, her husband's banging dudes, while wearing fake boobs, & they're preaching to us about the sanctity of marriage & Christian family values.

@R3Dchef @KyleTrainEmoji It was refreshingly delightful, hopeful and entertaining. Go watch Interstellar if you want a deeper think-piece

@KyleTrainEmoji Interesting. I found the movie boring and very mid. Surprised at all the hype. Audiences really can’t stomach anything remotely challenging. Movie theaters are a safe space for conservatives and leftists alike.

I haven't seen the film yet, but I've read the book, and I found it be intensely political. It portrays centralized political authority as a necessity, is strongly pro-science research and education, and the protagonist chooses to forfeit his life to save the lives of foreigners.

@LeaveHeardAlone @KyleTrainEmoji I saw the movie- Disaster is coming, the Earth's governments come together (an extremely minor part of the film) to figure out a solution...what, exactly, was the agenda here?

@KyleTrainEmoji Careful, this kind of thinking makes the smooth brains real mad:

@ty13576 @TheFinsReset @OmarKelly @CrispyChicken30 we are broken as a fan base! lol

@TheFinsReset @OmarKelly @CrispyChicken30 I feel exactly the same...Sully and Haf seem to be about business but after all my 39 years as a Dolphin fan I know hope can be a dangerous thing 🤣

I’m learning a ton about Jon-Eric Sullivan and Jeff Hafley at the owners meeting. Their peers really respect Sullivan because he’s been a grinder who has worked his way up the system the hard way. He had opportunities to move on and move up faster, but didn’t by choice.

@daninbluemd @PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre Literally a movie in 1983 youtu.be/S1Q3GYSCe_k?si…

@iamMermandy @PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre Gen Xer here as well!

🔥🚨BREAKING: 22-year-old Wisconsin special ed teacher has admitted having sex with 2 students while both of them were in the same room: 'I made a mistake' Wisconsin world studies teacher Nadia Horn, 22, admitted to having sex with both pupils including three times with one who told cops they did “everything sexual you can do with a person,” according to a police complaint

Kristi Noem and her husband 😭

@WharfRat1969 @JaZwiers @HQNewsNow Yes- so, it’s ok for him to vote by mail but not others? You can’t just make rules that violate the constitution. And then do something only to make that thing illegal… that’s not an equal application of the law

@iamMermandy @JaZwiers @HQNewsNow Pretty sure it counted.

Trump announces he is issuing an unconstitutional executive order to shut down mail-in voting nationwide and he will defund states if they do not comply with him

@WharfRat1969 @JaZwiers @HQNewsNow It’s unconstitutional yet he just voted by mail… good luck with that

@JaZwiers @HQNewsNow Right. It’s some liberal rag to decide.

@turdfergustan @3YearLetterman @LindseyGrahamSC Nothing straight about this

@3YearLetterman @LindseyGrahamSC he is aiming at the Strait of Hormuz

Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that.

@LindseyGrahamSC Thank you for this, ma’am

@daninbluemd @PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre Gen X grew up with the movie My Tutor, Hot For Teacher, and whole lotta other stuff. Teacher fantasies were all over pop culture. Crazy times

@PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre I normally make light of these situations (she is hot & I would've gladly taken her private "lessons"! Quite sure I'd have been "scarred" too, lol). BUT special ed kids? Depends how "special" they are I guess.

@qweentoshi @ShoSugino81479 @Polymarket Why? Based on what?

@ShoSugino81479 @Polymarket I agree. My gut says aliens = demons and any association with them = not good.

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.