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If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills—run

It never fails. Kristi Noem's banging Cory Lewandowski, her husband's banging dudes, while wearing fake boobs, & they're preaching to us about the sanctity of marriage & Christian family values.

@R3Dchef @KyleTrainEmoji It was refreshingly delightful, hopeful and entertaining. Go watch Interstellar if you want a deeper think-piece

@KyleTrainEmoji Interesting. I found the movie boring and very mid. Surprised at all the hype. Audiences really can’t stomach anything remotely challenging. Movie theaters are a safe space for conservatives and leftists alike.

I haven't seen the film yet, but I've read the book, and I found it be intensely political. It portrays centralized political authority as a necessity, is strongly pro-science research and education, and the protagonist chooses to forfeit his life to save the lives of foreigners.

@LeaveHeardAlone @KyleTrainEmoji I saw the movie- Disaster is coming, the Earth's governments come together (an extremely minor part of the film) to figure out a solution...what, exactly, was the agenda here?

@KyleTrainEmoji Careful, this kind of thinking makes the smooth brains real mad:

@ty13576 @TheFinsReset @OmarKelly @CrispyChicken30 we are broken as a fan base! lol

@TheFinsReset @OmarKelly @CrispyChicken30 I feel exactly the same...Sully and Haf seem to be about business but after all my 39 years as a Dolphin fan I know hope can be a dangerous thing 🤣

I’m learning a ton about Jon-Eric Sullivan and Jeff Hafley at the owners meeting. Their peers really respect Sullivan because he’s been a grinder who has worked his way up the system the hard way. He had opportunities to move on and move up faster, but didn’t by choice.

@daninbluemd @PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre Literally a movie in 1983 youtu.be/S1Q3GYSCe_k?si…

@iamMermandy @PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre Gen Xer here as well!

🔥🚨BREAKING: 22-year-old Wisconsin special ed teacher has admitted having sex with 2 students while both of them were in the same room: 'I made a mistake' Wisconsin world studies teacher Nadia Horn, 22, admitted to having sex with both pupils including three times with one who told cops they did “everything sexual you can do with a person,” according to a police complaint

Kristi Noem and her husband 😭

@WharfRat1969 @JaZwiers @HQNewsNow Yes- so, it’s ok for him to vote by mail but not others? You can’t just make rules that violate the constitution. And then do something only to make that thing illegal… that’s not an equal application of the law

@iamMermandy @JaZwiers @HQNewsNow Pretty sure it counted.

Trump announces he is issuing an unconstitutional executive order to shut down mail-in voting nationwide and he will defund states if they do not comply with him

@WharfRat1969 @JaZwiers @HQNewsNow It’s unconstitutional yet he just voted by mail… good luck with that

@JaZwiers @HQNewsNow Right. It’s some liberal rag to decide.

@turdfergustan @3YearLetterman @LindseyGrahamSC Nothing straight about this

@3YearLetterman @LindseyGrahamSC he is aiming at the Strait of Hormuz

Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that.

@LindseyGrahamSC Thank you for this, ma’am

@daninbluemd @PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre Gen X grew up with the movie My Tutor, Hot For Teacher, and whole lotta other stuff. Teacher fantasies were all over pop culture. Crazy times

@PizzaMeatsa @dom_lucre I normally make light of these situations (she is hot & I would've gladly taken her private "lessons"! Quite sure I'd have been "scarred" too, lol). BUT special ed kids? Depends how "special" they are I guess.

@qweentoshi @ShoSugino81479 @Polymarket Why? Based on what?

@ShoSugino81479 @Polymarket I agree. My gut says aliens = demons and any association with them = not good.

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

@Coach_Rick12 @TheFinsReset @OmarKelly We all have PTSD from so many failed attempts. We just have to wait and see.

@TheFinsReset @OmarKelly Yes and no, because they all started that way, at least from a HC perspective. However, it’s been so long since we’ve seen both a HC and GM reset at the same time it’s hard to remember when they’ve both been on the same page

Dolphins head coach Jeff Hafley, who worked his way up the coaching ranks in the secondary, explains what he wants from his cornerbacks and safeties.

The leaker:

@JaeHasABlackJob But he was breathing, so….

Tiger Woods was driving while on Dilaudid??? I was given that the night before my surgery, and the surgeon even told me "you might forget to breath". Yet he was out driving while on it.

And…again

@aakashgupta I 💯 agree it’s exorbitant but Why should Disney World change pricing if people will Pay for it? None is forcing people to go. Personally, I’d rather pay take my family to Europe for that price but it’s a free country.

The math on this is correct and it makes Disney's pricing team look unhinged. Tokyo Disney adult ticket: $51 to $70 per day. Disney World: $109 to $169. A baseline Disney World trip for a family of four runs $7,400 in 2026, and that's before Lightning Lane, park hopper upgrades, or the $35/day parking fee. From Los Angeles, roundtrip flights to Tokyo are running $500 to $620 right now. The yen is trading at 155 to the dollar, the weakest it's been in decades. Food inside Tokyo Disney averages $40/person/day versus $60 at Disney World. Hotels near Tokyo Disney Resort start under $100/night. Disney World's value resorts start at $150 and climb past $350. Run the full trip. A family of four doing 5 nights and 3 park days at Tokyo Disney Resort lands around $5,000 all in from the West Coast. The same family at Disney World, staying on property with dining, is paying $7,400. That $2,400 gap buys you a bullet train to Kyoto, three days of the best food on the planet, and a story infinitely better than "we waited 90 minutes for Space Mountain in Orlando humidity." The reason this works is structural. Tokyo Disney Resort is operated by Oriental Land Company under a licensing deal. Disney collects royalties but doesn't set the prices. OLC optimizes for volume and repeat visitors. Disney Parks optimizes for per-guest revenue extraction. Two completely different business models applied to the same IP, and the gap has gotten wide enough that flying 5,400 miles is the rational economic decision. The real question is what happens when enough Americans figure this out that it stops being a secret.

@ViceCitySport20 @flasportsbuzz If so, they’ll be picking top 3. Win-win…

@flasportsbuzz This team is going to fail miserably with Malik Willis under center. Take it from a guy taught under Dave Wannstedt, a coach who had an awful eye for Quarterbacks.

Good insight today from Sullivan and Hafley about why they had a conviction about Willis as potential longterm guy

I'm a single-issue voter--I support whichever Democrat has the best chance of winning the general election. There is no other issue I care about. Sadly, that is not the top priority for many Democrats.

@kristinpete_38 @mattyglesias I agree with all that

@iamMermandy @mattyglesias We'd have to think about the way that Obama overcame prevalent racism as he ran. To be clear, I'm not suggesting that racism and sexism are gone...just that it isn't all-or-nothing and unconditional. It helped that he wasn't saying "it's my turn now; it's time for a black man"

This is political party brain death. Democrats have many successful swing state politicians who are black (Warnock), hispanic (Gallego), female (Slotkin, Whitmer, Hobbs), and Jewish (Ossoff, Shapiro) — nominate good politicians who take smart positions.