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@fesshole Er no. I do it because I know they aren’t funny and want to elicit groans and eye rolls

Teenagers and 20 somethings who roll your eyes when your dad makes the same shit jokes repeatedly. He's doing it because you once laughed at those jokes, you've just forgotten, and he's not sure how to make you laugh any more.

@FifthDonkey @anon_opin Er, that didn’t happen

@anon_opin They destroyed their credibility when they burned £1 million in Trafalgar Square, That’s £1 million, literally burning within sight of St Martin’s church where they struggle to feed and give shelter to homeless people. The KLF are cunts.

The KLF - supposedly the uncontrollable, untameable media terrorists of art - utterly fucked it when they unzipped the flies of Spotify then said thanks after. Enjoy your 0.004p.

@SisbroMcDudeho @fesshole Like David Walliams writes his own books 👻 ✍️

I'm a moderately successful author -occasionally bother the bottom of the bestseller lists - but I only took up writing because of an incredibly annoying colleague who would bang on all day about his writing and so far as I can tell never published a damned thing.

What I hear #generalelectionuk #ConservativeParty

@karlanthonypeel @fesshole True or not, Google don’t care. They own Waze.

@fesshole Waze > Google

When I'm running late I report fake accidents on Google sat nav, it's surprising how much emptier the road is with people rerouting.

@ssencommunity power cut in GU10 Tilford/Rushmoor. Any idea of cause or ETA of restoration?

Right. I’m done. Goodbye Twitter. It’s been, I don’t know, a huge amount of scrolling by me and a lot of increasingly horrible content being suggested by you. 🫡 I’m on the other thing Ibuch@mastodonapp.uk Bye

@hoxtonwanka Went to ABBA last night. It ended at 9:45. They know their audience. didn’t even drink and still tired today.

Going out for the evening is KNACKERING, isn’t it? For some reason I find it way more exhausting than it was say three years ago. Can’t imagine what’s happened in the meantime

@ooftbeebee Totally a thing.

@DrownedinSound People leaving Twitter/people being locked out of third party Twitter apps and not wanting to use the native app/Everyone hates Elon 🤷‍♂️

Are we shadow banned? Or just boring? Most of our tweets struggling to reach 3k of our 100k followers.

@chrishannah Also same price as the OG HomePod was after Apple dropped the price in 2019. This should have been a £199 or £249 product.

Here’s a few changes in the HomePod 2nd gen: 4mm shorter (168mm) 200g lighter (2.3kg) 2 less tweeters (5) 2 less microphones (4) Now uses watch chip (S7, was A8) WiFi downgraded to 4 (was 5)

@tomwilson02 @AppleSupport @JustOleg Also it’s not as if these new ones are cheaper. They are the same price as the OG HomePod once Apple dropped the price in 2019. Still the room temperature feature will be nice. 🤷‍♂️

@tomwilson02 @AppleSupport @JustOleg Yeah, same. Two mostly working HomePods. One makes a quiet popping noise every now and then and Siri seems needlessly crippled on them, but the sound is great. My tv never sounded so good as when I had them as speakers.

The next generation of HomePod delivers rich, deep bass, natural mid-range, and clear, detailed highs — all while using Siri to help with everyday tasks. Music lovers — this one is for you. 🎶 apple.com/newsroom/2023/…

@ianzelbo The M1 Pro is plenty powerful enough for me. Handles everything I throw at it.

Me after Apple’s announcement tomorrow

Post the last photo of your cat. No cheating!

@itsmilks So sorry to hear that. Sleep well Lando.

Had to say goodbye to my little mate Lando this morning. Poor thing died on my lap as I drove him to the vets. He's been a wonderful companion for the last 13 years. The house will be so much quieter in his absence. Sleep well bear we'll miss you x

@acvarley @hoxtonwanka Love that he had to buy 40 of them back at 15k each. And then moaned that the 600k cost was more than a year and half’s salary. Boo hoo mate. Shame the beers so nice though.

@hoxtonwanka Solid gold cans* cost loads *The lawyer's fees when people sue because you "forgot to mention they weren't"

That's cool, mate. Naturally you'll be refunding me 25% of the subscription fee?

@stephenrobles @Patrick_Rambles Surely Mac Pros would warrant an event of sorts? Even if just a live stream. M2 MacMini would be nice at this stage as well. Ah well.

@Patrick_Rambles Nah looks like I was wrong. Gurman said after I tweeted it’s new MacBook Pros

Looks like Apple is announcing two products tomorrow via press release. My bet: - M2 iMac - M2 Mac mini

@jondrytay @judeinlondon Wait what? Just to engrave it? Not for the stone as well?

@judeinlondon May not help but to give a ballpark we’ve been quoted around 800 to engrave an existing one.