Jaane
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Ronaldo scored a Hattrick against Spain in the World Cup far back as 2018.
Mbappe scored a Hattrick against Argentina in the last World Cup; it was even the final.
Messi has now scored a Hattrick in this present World Cup.
Ronaldo walked so others could run. 🐐
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O pessoal reclamando deles serem feios sendo que eles são literalmente ogros???
Tracklist@tracklist
Os filhos do Shrek e da Fiona em “Shrek 5”. 🤯
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@papiwontmiss Like when i paid y’all didn’t ask me if i was sure but to cancel y’all asking if im sure… cancel this shit
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I’d rather die lonely than text and beg to talk to someone who’s going to post screenshots of my texts on the internet for likes and validation.
🦋@Iam_AetherGirl
I replied rudely, and he replied this Now. I feel terrible.🥺♥️
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If i see somebody built like this at a smoke rig I want whatever comes off that thang. Wings, ribs, fries, a Poptart.
Redd@ReddCinema
Omg!!!! Big bro is going crazy 😲
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A psychic once told me I would be k!lled by a “30 year old man in his 60s.” I laughed it off as utter nonsense.
I’m not laughing anymore😭.
🐝@beha_hun
A child was born from an embryo frozen in 1994, making it the “oldest baby” ever.
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Buy a house with my lunch money
Maira@maira4yo
You wake up tomorrow and the year is 2005. What do you do?
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Someone got paid six figures to ask, "What if people ate the bucket"
Nothing says innovation like turning a snack into a larger snack
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at a popcorn bucket for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.
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I changed my name to a guy’s name on the food delivery app because i heard the portion sizes for men are a lot bigger & so i tried it out and um...😐
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I put on Parent Trap for my kids thinking they'd be shocked by the whole "twins secretly switching places" storyline.
Five minutes in:
"Why is that kid in the front seat?"
The twin conspiracy was fine.
The seatbelt violation was where they drew the line.
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Got a call from HR and spent the next 10 minutes convinced I was getting fired.
Nope.
My 15-year-old brother has been commenting "PAY MY SIBLING MORE" under every Facebook post they've made for the past month.
HR's exact words were:
"Can you please tell your family to stop negotiating your salary in public?"😭😭😂
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Imagine being documented as a hater like this.
Ezzy@ezzyskii
auntie dionne and a yt woman who couldn’t take it
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That reaction was way too specific 😭💀
Damn Nature You Scary@AmazingSights
Monkey covers his bottom when dog comes from behind
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