Improbable Spam™

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Improbable Spam™

@improbablespams

Algorithmically suppresed luncheon meat. Socialist.

Uranus Beigetreten Şubat 2025

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Improbable Spam™@improbablespams·23 Mar

A sane society wouldn’t make existence a competition. "Life doesn’t owe you a living" really means "We’re rich and we don’t care if you die." They need you to work, fight, and consume, and they expect you to pay for everything.

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@Mollyploofkins Extend the deadline

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Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·1d

What will Trump do if Iran refuses to open Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday?

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@BarryOnHere Lol

Barry@BarryOnHere·19h

Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just pure love.

Modern History@modernhistory

A young Bill and Hillary Clinton in the 1970s.

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@mmpadellan Gaza? What the actual fuck?

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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan·1d

It bears mentioning that nobody ever lost sleep wondering if President Biden was going to commit war crimes or drop nukes on another country. They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep peacefully.

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@PaulSorrentino3 @burberryant Both major parties have completely lost the plot.

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#gaybaristapaul@PaulSorrentino3·14h

leftists don’t support democrats or republicans

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@RealJamesWoods So Trump has been following the liberal playbook?

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@anthonyzenkus The American "middle" class won't be able to afford it either.

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Prof Zenkus@anthonyzenkus·4d

The American working class cannot afford this war.

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@libsoftiktok I'd rather have gays around my kid than evangelical faux-Christians

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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·3d

They are coming for your kids

Ramona Bessinger🇺🇸@RamonaBessinger

"Gay and Lesbian History For Kids" ? It’s not history, it’s gay exhibitionism for troubled young adults.

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@HealthRanger We've been the baddies for quite a while, dude.

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HealthRanger@HealthRanger·4d

America is no longer "the good guys." Reality hits hard. Our own nation has become the terror of the world.

QE Infinity@StealthQE4

Morally I have a severe problem with this. I don’t think we are the “good guys” anymore. We’ve gone full rogue. The events I’m watching are things that I never thought I’d see us ever do to anyone. It’s really disturbing

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Justin McElroy@thoughtographic·4d

If you’re not anti-capitalist and anti-US imperialism, then you’re not a leftist.

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maria ☭🔻@resistancestan·4d

I hate that capitalism has conditioned us into thinking that it’s radical to want people to be housed, to be well fed, to be educated, to receive universal healthcare, & to have access to free public transportation when in fact wanting all of those things should be the standard.

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MC Squared@mcsquared34·4d

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@ohhanxiety Humanity

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annie@ohhanxiety·4d

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

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@mark_slapinski 🍄

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Mark Slapinski@mark_slapinski·5d

Serious question: Why is Trump bombing Iran?

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@MrImranPk Neither.

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Iranian Force@MrImranPk·4d

Dear Americans, do you stand with Israel or with Iran?

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@LucasSa56947288 Yes

Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸@LucasSa56947288·4d

Now that Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi have been fired, who should be fired next? 1. Stephen Miller 2. Scott Bessent 3. Pete Hegseth 4. Tom Homan 5. Kash Patel 6. RFK Jr 7. Dr. Oz 8. Marco Rubio 9. Sean Duffy 10. Todd Blanche 11. Susan Wiles

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@PaulSorrentino3 No. Fuck no.

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#gaybaristapaul@PaulSorrentino3·5d

i don’t trust any democrats or republicans do you

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@HumanistReport Is it weird that I'm mildly aroused by this?

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Mike Figueredo@HumanistReport·4d

This is what pussy ass liberal men do: *proceeds to shove entire 24 inch dildo up ass*

Brandon@LibOrNormal

How Liberal Men pump up their vehicle tires....

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@MarshaBlackburn The Court is going to tell you to amend the Constitution. There is no other legal way to end birthright citizenship.

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Sen. Marsha Blackburn@MarshaBlackburn·5d

The 14th Amendment does not empower illegal aliens to give birth in the U.S. to ensure their children automatically become citizens. President Trump is protecting the value and integrity of American citizenship. We cannot allow illegal aliens to exploit the system.

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Improbable Spam™@improbablespams·5d

@HorrorGorl @MarxistBunch *checks calendar*

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