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@SpookyEvilOne for a moment i thought this was one of those articulated snake toys because half of the pattern blends in with the concrete so it looks hinged/jointed

@coldarrow the algorithm has failed you

A new Chefs Table about pizza dropped and I didn't notice???

Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t“quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hrs of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave

your reminder that literally zero people are willing to testify under oath that Donald Trump is innocent

@zoomosis @BOM_Vic gotta mix it up a bit, otherwise it's "boring"

77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.

A car is a tool, which if used incorrectly, can kill people. A gun is a tool which the primary purpose is to kill. They are not the same.

@AusElectoralCom @auspost I'm going to try to go and vote in person tomorrow, though I've had trouble doing so in the past due to being a silent elector

@ishara @auspost If your postal vote doesn't arrive and you don't vote you will be sent a non voter notice after the election. This will provide you with the opportunity to explain to the AEC why you did not vote.

well, my postal vote form never arrived, and according the the @AusElectoralCom it was sent on the 9th, so thanks so much @auspost

@HalloranElder Good luck with the househunting

So, I had hoped I wouldn’t have to move again for another decade or more, but unfortunately the owners of this place have realised they need to sell it, which means I need to move so they can have vacant possession. Bugger. Good news is I have three months to do so.

@HalloranElder it seems like every time i see a new post from you, you're looking for a new place

@Neurotic if you managed to do 7 years worth of work whilst on vacation you need to slow down 😏

Apparently while on vacation, I passed 7 years working at Google. Wow, that was fast.

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion. The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion. The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

Favorite drawings of 2021 ♥️ Thank you for coming along on this ride with me!

@TheRaDR At first i thought this was referring to the candle factory where the workers weren't allowed to leave, but now I realize that was a different place where the workers were also told they weren't allowed to leave and also died. Capitalism is a plague. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/k…

If you don’t have any health conditions stopping you from getting the vaccine, and you don’t want it to be mandatory, and you don’t want vaccine passport introduced, what do you want? The freedom to infect others?

@elleteedee Pimento red, of course ;) Then I'd swizzle it around in a martini before eating it

What color would you paint the front door of a light olive green house?

@triplej Hi guys, would love to hear the new song by the Melbourne band, Woodlock - Feel It Coming

If you're looking for an extreme sport you can do in quarantine, try walking around your house carrying a mug filled with the hot beverage of your choice while your cat zooms around your feet...

Meanwhile at the Mayor’s office in Sunnydale. “So we’ve sidelined the Slayer?” “Yes.” “And we’re encouraging everyone to go out at night?” “Yes.” “And now people are inviting vampires to their houses to try and build up an immunity to them?” “Yes.” “Well gosh.”