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@ijmcfarland228 @Fatlad_Tim Strongly advise you dont read whilst driving! 😜

@Fatlad_Tim I drive around Reading in the early morning, and it's amazing how many truck drivers come up to red lights, and if they don't see any car coming, pull out.

Parked at the euro tunnel this morning, just got back from my shower and had 10 mins to chill before starting, noticed a uk motor parked opposite who pulled in about 10 mins after me the night before. Curtains still closed then all of a sudden they open just as im starting

@bartosz What 3rd party mod? The fact you didn't mention that makes think its dodgy... is it?

@gisellaesthetic Ffs, just take a photo of someone else!

We'll give your wedding photos a light touch-up to restore your beauty!

@Hiddenwallet @luismbat So intelligence wasnt gods idea? He just want a bunch of thick followers...

@luismbat We are not designed by God to be interplanetary. It’s not going to happen.

In 2029, Apophis, a ~370m asteroid, will pass just ~31,000 km from Earth. That’s ~1/10 the distance to the Moon. Inside the orbit of geostationary satellites. Visible to the naked eye. Impact risk this time is low, but the flyby could shift its future trajectory. A direct hit would mean a ~1 km crater and regional devastation. That’s why becoming multiplanetary matters.

@_DundeePerfect_ @reallordgreen 🤣 ignoring all the religious BS... you compared a sign the size of flowers, so a few inches, to one the size of a building?

@reallordgreen O Allah, bless Muhammad and the family of Muhammad. Can you explain why this is any different from a Sign linked to Christ? Can't have just one belief okay.

Billboard not far from my house Can anyone tell me what it actually says? And more importantly, WHY is it there. (No it’s not some sort of April fools)

@KieraDiss Everytime you see two on a moped... u know they are out stealing. In theory police should just make an arrest everytime they see 2 on a moped - crime rate would half in no tme.

ANOTHER DAY IN LAWLESS LONDON Bike thieves attempted to steal this man’s superbike and thought they were in the clear until he came running out and knocked them off it. Brazen lawlessness in broad daylight in our capital.

@naiivememe Inflation?

Just heard that someone who was 29 in 1996 is now 70

@_clemens__ @BeyondPlay_xyz @base 👀

Build miniapps in minutes with @BeyondPlay_xyz on @base

@Meta_Bull @threejs @BeyondPlay_xyz 👀

An year ago we started building a smilar browser based world with @threejs but the economics didnt workout for a small team to build this. Then we built @BeyondPlay_xyz which lets anyone build games like this in a matter of hours. Just by chatting with an AI agent. Signup for early access, more invites dropping nest week. studio.beyondplay.xyz 👊

@69Jayden69 @rkmtimes Kamakazi birds thou! Ingenius...

@rkmtimes They’re fucking birds you fucking douche bag

@CryptoMo Is there an emoji for "over my head"? 🙆‍♂️

I regularly enter shorts to take profits instead of closing a long, if it goes well like the first short I make a extra couple k and can scale up the long at lower price, But this is stuff only someone understands if he actually trades ❤️🙏

@AytSJNEng lol you also sent ships to put out the fire in the middle of a war zone? too kind

🇺🇸❌🇮🇷🔥 Iranian missiles have sunk USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf. x.com/rkmtimes/statu…

@martypartymusic Lol watch BTC diverge now!

IGV just took off

@robprogressive @TheMattViera Dont think it matters, each to their own... and of course they wont be part of the the next generation so win win 🤷‍♂️

Not having kids is a life hack I spend my summers in Europe, take cross-country road trips, and disappear off-grid on weekends The money I’d spend on kids goes to investing, experiences, and freedom. Different priorities. Different definition of rich. ^^I saw @TheMattViera post this & I think it’s one of the reasons people are more selfish, the world is more sinister & we are more disconnected. I could not disagree with this ANY more. What do you think?

@TAYM1011 @ClownWorld Did u go out and buy a pillow or something after watching this?

@ClownWorld The "Good to know" caption is perfect. This is exactly the kind of thing that makes you question what's happening in the world. The marketing for this product is... something else.

Good to know

@ab_pato1 @flyingtulip_ @AndreCronjeTech Todays a little lower: $6650.oo 🤷‍♂️

Damn, @flyingtulip_ registered a 24h revenue of $4.4M, according to DeFillama. That's more than Hyperliquid, Pumpfun, and Tron combined. @AndreCronjeTech seems to be back at it, this time with a capital efficient prime brokerage onchain. Is there a possibility of getting a 550% on TGE?

oh they- oh they might've just did something here 👀

@gotrice2024 why are they bothered, they litterally got a police escort home!

A man gets a call in the middle of the night from his wife. She’s driving home from work and she noticed a law enforcement officer has been following her. They ended up following for over 20 minutes, right before she makes one of her final turns to get home. The lights come on and the officer pulls her over. I always thought that they weren’t allowed to follow you over a set number of miles. That it would entrapment. But it turned out to be a state officer, so that would make sense that they could follow from another city, but if they had cause when they followed, wouldn’t they have stopped her then?

@CrazyVibes_1 Yes, red paint

Any ideas how to get sharpie out of stone I have tried everything from magic eraser to alcohol, bathroom cleaners, and everything. It's not tile and it's not sealed. My 2 year old decided to decorate!!!