Spike

An utter rat

Boris is allergic to the word ‘university’

Still yet to see any reasonable explanation as to why schools are back as normal but universities are not

how dare people say norfolk is a quiet, boring place

we need a gulag for when cunts get kicked out of nightclubs winner gets back in

@chadmanstan How? Shouldn’t we invest more if anything so officers are better trained?

How anyone can support defunding the police is beyond me, as if crime wouldn’t massively increase🥴

Skate is Back!

Imagine being dissapointed sundown is cancelled

Should someone tell Boris that his big annoiuncement that people should go to work if they can't work at home has been government policy throughout the lockdown? #BorisJohnson #BorisSpeech #BorisHasFailed

Why the fuck are uber drivers asking me where im going? Dick ed the app establishes all of this shit in advance so you dont have to think. You have the shitting post code. Drive the fucking machine to the destination by following the brightly coloured arrows on your idiot screen.

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Do half of you complaining about schools not being closed realise that once they are it puts even more of a strain on the nhs because countless nurses and doctors then need to look after/ find someone to look after their children?

Lacazette celebrating finally getting a France call up only to realise its for WWIII not the Euros

When ww3 breaks out you’ll catch me with an LSAT and target finder waiting to get that 25 and 0

A lot of what some of you pricks are chatting about doesn’t make sense. I’m voting Green Party so I can walk into Tesco with a fuck off spliff.

jeremy corbyn says if labour win he’ll make EA release skate 4

I’m sorry but if you can’t see this Greta girl is just being used as a puppet for the ‘Left’ making her read there scripted narrative then your an idiot. The ‘Left’ and ‘right’ in this country are both as toxic and stupid as each other.