Micheal “Its going up” Porter the third

Anyone know where I can get some oxy? #itsgoinup

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf Don’t spend it all in one night. 👊

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf MPJ, My Rory ticket just cashed. Clearly YOU don’t know ball if you aren’t familiar with the reverse jinx. Tell ‘em to bring me my money, Sherm

8 of the last 9 Masters winners have birdied the 3rd hole in the final round. Cameron Young: Par Rory McIlroy: Birdie

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf Sherm, I actually never watch golf. Ever. But even I knew who was gonna win. Maybe get some ball knowledge. A sincere apology would be greatly appreciated - MPJ P.S. go fck urself dummy 😂😂😂

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Hey Porter, Do you have eyes? Do you watch golf? Aware that Rory is a mental midget and the moment continuously looms too large? Inquisitively, Sherman

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf The cubs blow can’t even beat the shitty Pirates in the big 26

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Hey Downs, twisted nonsensical humor you’ve got there. Be well, Sherm

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf Hey douchebag, I didn’t actually bet him. Learn how to take a joke. All love 👊

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Example A, good luck finding love on the spectrum.

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf Hey Sherman, Put a fucking cork in it. Respectfully. Best, MPJ the third #itsgoinup

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Proud of you owning your down syndrome diagnosis

@JonRothstein Jon I fck with you heavily but this shit is not it gang 😭😭

Eat Like A Champion Today. Campagnola. 74th and 1st. *Chopped Salad *Penne Alla Vodka *Chicken Campagnola #OTC

@chudburnerpart3 Might as well just let em fly #honkers

How do you have this much faith in some boob tape

@MattCarp13 Hot soup

I thought my days of bad hops were over.. guess not 🤣

@BGSU_Baseball It’s your time Chopin. You sit around mad but rooting for the guys. Your name is called boom. That’s how you do it how you make a name for yourself. Proud of you Chaser. #itsgoinup

BOOOOOOOOM! 💪 Chase Chopin launches his first home run of the season! Bottom 8 BGSU 12 | Lourdes 4

Today's starting lineup vs. the Grey Wolves!🟠🟤 #AyZiggy

@PennStateBASE @Michael_A110 @BryceMolinaro I mean I just started following you guys this past weekend and you proved me wrong. You guys won the World Series yesterday. I take back what I said. Congratulations, Michael its goin up Porter the third

Another big night from the dynamic duo! @Michael_A110 🤝 @BryceMolinaro #WeAre

@11point7 That’s how you make a statement. Show em what the fck #SWAC ball is all about #LANK

BETHUNE-COOKMAN TAKES DOWN LSU IN BATON ROUGE 🔥🔥🔥

@BGSU_Baseball I got my hopes up for this team again. Don’t let me down tonight. #itsgoinup

𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮‼️ 🆚Lourdes 📍Bowling Green, Ohio 🏟️Steller Field ⏰6 p.m. 📻tinyurl.com/u74a9emn (WBGU 88.1 OR Falcon Radio) 📈tinyurl.com/y8awbebn #AyZiggy

@BGSU_Baseball Sam the mf man. Don’t let up. We own Ohio #itsgoinup

HOME RUN!! Sam Seidel lines a home run over the right field wall! BGSU 9, Ohio St. 3 Top 9 | 1 Out

𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮‼️ 🆚Ohio State 📍Columbus, Ohio 🏟️Bill Davis Stadium ⏰6 p.m. 📺tinyurl.com/4rvrmve2 (B1G+) 📻tinyurl.com/u74a9emn (WBGU 88.1 OR Falcon Radio) 📈tinyurl.com/2ze3vyj5 #AyZiggy

@EliTrese I love a brother that dabbles in the snow #lank 🐇

Elliot gets the cheerleaders involved!

I think since it’s now 2026 and we are all grown ass men, we can finally admit that sitting down to pee is an overall more enjoyable experience. It feels so damn good to get that off my chest. #revelations #mesleepy #itsgoingup

@PennStateBASE This is the same school that fired the football coach after reaching the cfp semi finals. 8-21 this year and after some digging some fishy cancellations. The seat is definitely getting hot. Hallock from BGSU with all that money would take this team to the promise land. #itsgoinup

Final. No. 19 Nebraska 8, Penn State 6. Nittany Lions host FDU on Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. #WeAre

Woke up this morning and my piss smells like detergent

@leftcoastbsbl Nobody has morals anymore. The baseball Gods will not reward this type of behavior #shrink

I love the Hawaii uniforms but we have to stop wearing white pants on the road. Why does this still happen in college baseball?