John “Billy Goat” Williams

Genuinely cannot catch a break on this app

There’s a reason I love to drive and it’s to avoid dealing with people’s bs on aux

Calling on the beev: Most liked comment will be my new header image.

@realChuckWagonx @SharpFootball A back-to-back major-winning putt on 18 at Augusta? Yeah obviously we she be able to see it from correct side

@SharpFootball you really need to see 3 inches of a putt go in?

seriously this is the shot you go with??? can’t even see the ball go in

@cultra @SharpFootball 🤣🤣

@SharpFootball "Did someone win?"

Rory just triple bogey real quick for me here alright?

@whohasmilk I didn’t do anything different they just wrang up my order wrong

@wardamnbilly 3rd world behavior (nice flops)

Ordered a Boar’s Head Italian paid for a Publix Italian #BANG #ShadowDox

Fih

@localsweety Legit nothing 🤣🤣

@wardamnbilly what exactly was even wrong with this 😭

They’re calling it the worst tweet we’ve ever seen

@Slabs_And_Studs Kurume Azaleas I believe

@wardamnbilly What species of azalea is this?

Azaleas blooming at the crib I might as well be at Augusta this weekend folks

@SSsupersoldier This is precisely accurate I always prefer a small spoon for ice cream

@wardamnbilly this is a reverse king bach meme eating ice cream with a small spoon is an elite dessert experience. you get more spoonfuls.. when you appreciate the small sweet moments of life.. you get more spoonfuls

@realapp FINALLYYYY

Live activities are coming to Real 👀

@chadlettuce Truthfully I saw the opportunity to not pay for it but I did because I’m not a scumbag

@wardamnbilly You pay for pub subs ???

@WaglerMuse It’s so good man if you ever get one consider yourself lucky

@wardamnbilly Libs ruining it for the rest of us by not opening a Publix out here.

@myfathog69 I’d do it too

eating an ice cream cone with a baby spoon #nuke

@raydavisIIII Nails

Picture perfect day. I fucking love spring skiing in the 8-12 beer zone.

@clovesburner67 @TruckLover1967 Tooliee2Trim

Squad up @TruckLover1967 @wardamnbilly

@CedBarts Pretty average thumb

@wardamnbilly You have an ugly left thumb, John

Spending the evening with my good buddy Evan