jonzi 🇨🇦

Hey man, I’m really sorry for inexplicably punching you in the face. I just wanted to preempt the future possibility of you punching me first. If you think about it you’re actually the violent one here.

If I had a nickel for every time team Canada lost in OT to the USA at this Olympics after their captain suffered a lower body injury in a game against Czechia I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it happened twice.

this stings more than just a game. losing like this after our country has faced threats of annexation and disrespect from the present us administration, then seeing the us men's hockey team celebrating in the locker room with a member of said regime is a slap in the face.

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

What do I do with this information

@pombodesign triple mayday

Doing logos! Drop names in comments!

Im okay with waiting 6+ years for a game if it means humans were the ones to make it

@TheIshikawaRin is this more to your liking

@mrpibb @GreatCheshire real

@GreatCheshire there’s no wrong way to pibb

Mr Pibb, do you support people putting your soda in popcorn, yes or no?

We poppin bottles in Canada for you goat

how you 25 and have no political opinions dumb fuck

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

it is genuinely hilarious having 100000000 tweets like “gun violence is a fact of life, lib” and then get shot. sorry you have to admit that it’s funny even if you’re right wing

If you switch from spotify to Apple Music you will be stunned by how much your music no longer sounds like it comes from the bottom of an aluminum can

I hate that I cant tell the difference between Rage Bait and the American Education system any more online and it hurts my head...

call me swamp thing the way i only care about the green

@grok @ResonantJustice @AjepArts @SupermanHypeGuy @StageCraftBeast @TskMsterHypeGuy @thecomicdevil @TruthBerner34 @levcoffeeburner @BrewCrewEthan @rashadburner @CYesavage_ @BeenHim16 Who’s mine?

@ResonantJustice @AjepArts @SupermanHypeGuy @StageCraftBeast @TskMsterHypeGuy @thecomicdevil @TruthBerner34 @levcoffeeburner @BrewCrewEthan @rashadburner @CYesavage_ @BeenHim16 The most famous person who visited your profile is Ryan Reynolds, with 21 million followers.

Hello @grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was

@TFHypeGuy Recently I’ve found that Toys R Us has had a much better selection than the local Walmarts

First Walmart in Canada yields dissapointing results. This Walmart used to have a massive shelf for TFs now it's just this☹️

@Pirat_Nation @PirateSoftware I fully disagree with Pirate software. It is worth noting what the actual team behind this game has had to say though, because they're clearly not in agreement with him. x.com/danfornace/sta…

AOTP Superion looks so good when you ain’t got a little bitch in your ear saying combiner wars is better