Pirate Software

Lots of fake copies of me out there. These are the only official accounts. linktr.ee/piratesoftware

Rainbow

@PiojoSSo Absolutely had a blast playing this. Keep making cool shit. ❤️

youtube.com/watch?v=M7Uboz… @PirateSoftware played hayaku for about ~1 hour and he had some things to say and some things to ask us about it! glad to be part of the show, thank you for having us!

Hey.

Looks like @Twitch has implemented a new weekly rewards system. This is similar to @Kick's new account leveling system where they both incentivize you to return to the platform regularly. On Twitch you get channel badges that upgrade based on level for that specific channel. This can't be modified by the streamer right now but I hope that changes so we can make it more personal to our communities. On Kick you get a global badge based on your total watch time on any channel on the platform. This is nice because -number goes up- is a favorite of mine but also isn't as community centric. Overall I like both features but I think the Twitch implementation wins out here. It's more community focused and adds the potential for more expression on a given channel.

@popakev They do if they haven't been de-scented which is an extremely common practice here in the USA. Marshalls Farms is the producer of nearly all ferrets here and they de-scent them all. Ferrets only smell when de-scented if their environment is nasty so we keep everything clean.

@PirateSoftware I have a question: is it true that their smell is strong and impossible to clean? Every time I hear about someone getting one of these little angels, I hear, well, they smell so bad you won't keep them for long. Let's see if that myth is true if you don't mind me asking :)

Brothers

@DumpKingdoms @doolanzer My body is ready.

@doolanzer 1.1 update and hardmode coming soon

Please @DumpKingdoms you need to add difficulty options in a patch to this game. Conan as a boss was an absolute embarrassment to RPGs. Turtleneck was the absolute stupidest boss battle design I've ever seen. To compensate for it's lvl 1 easiness it's a suped up Metapod, lol...

@DreaminSha43286 Just a wolf spider. Good dudes that keep your house free of pests.

@PirateSoftware Brown recluse or just generic house spoder?

Roomates got a healthbar.

Lore Accurate Spiderman

Steal the human. ᵧₑₛ ₛₜₑₐₗ ₜₕₑ ₕᵤₘₐₙ.

Real Hydra Hours

I don't care about the moral high-ground argument about AI on this feature. I care that Twitch has shipped a feature that spent all day misinforming my community as to the content of the stream and defaulted it on for my channels. The below picture NEVER happened on broadcast.

Legit fuck off with this nonsense.

Found the option to kill it.

@Luzinosity This.

@PirateSoftware I don't understand how a platform that is hemorrhaging money thinks spending more money to let's AI summarize streams is value added

PIKUNIKU 2 is real!🌱🔴 Piku and friends are back in a wonderfully weird new 3D adventure. Coming in 2027 to PC and Nintendo Switch 2. Wishlist now!

@devolverdigital I'll take the lot.

Just ridiculously all-time low prices on some of our greatest games. Shamefully cheap. 💸 devolver.link/2026PubSale

@Devin_Santi Your game is rad and I had a great time playing it. Also the snot plug man will haunt me.

oh hey that's @piratesoftware playing Mr. Sleepy Man 💤

@LUCKYY10P If only. I miss Destiny 2 back before all the weird monetization.

@PirateSoftware Destiny 3.

Going to the store. You guys want anything?