Why I’ve been showing my bf drag race and he crashing out over ginger minj beating Denali in the Miley lipsync lmaoooo I’m trying to think of other moments that would make him gag
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shannon paige
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Discharge is normal and not dirty. It will bleach the color out of panties over a period of time because healthy discharge is slightly acidic. The amount of grown women who don’t know how their body works is insane
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Quarterly twitter hygiene olympics qualifier
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new underwear every week?😭
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avoidant women can write u a love letter and block u in the same week
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Deploying ICE agents to do jack shit 💀 this issue been going on for weeks train them mfs to be TSA agents then
Oliya Scootercaster 🛴@ScooterCasterNY
BREAKING: ICE Agents are now patrolling in Terminal 5 at JFK Airport in NYC as Huge TSA Lines continue Video by @FreedomNTV Desk@freedomnews.tv to license
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Being freshly single in nyc at 25 post pandemic made me think I could do this but I could not lmao
zophia@visceralscenery
my unfortunate contribution to this cycle of polyamory discourse is that for a short time i did really enjoy dating someone else's housebroken boyfriend
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My waist could be more sickening but I’m definitely meant to be a likkle thique
dana donnelly@danadonnelly
sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm
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Why this man gave me his phone password, terrible choice lol
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hate how now everyone is like “i’m going to wear a sequin dress over jorts but also throw on some knee high cowboy boots and a men’s oxford and a baseball cap. i have uniquely style.”
everyone looks like insane toddlers gaslighting one another into thinking they’re stylish
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Every rich white NYC twenty-something with a Substack thinks they're Susan Sontag because they think they're the only people who have thoughts.
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Bro gas in cali is ridiculous rn 😭 that shit $6 a gallon bro
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Even with the failed cartwheel Mariah kinda ate Gawdland up
KaMorian (Sparkling Alien 💫)@ka_morian0121
GAWDLAND VS MARIAH (ROUND 1) WHO DO YOU THINK WON THIS LIPSYNC ?!!! #DragRaceUK #DragRace
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Why does everybody get up as soon as the plane lands even though they say not to?
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Literally you should know that the temp is gonna jump back and forth til atleast like mid April. We’re really not safe til like May 7th lol
Glenn E. Martin 🐐@glennEmartin
Only transplants think that 70 degrees in March means that winter is over. #NYC
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whew when I’m LA and when I was in cdmx
morrissey enjoyer@morrisseyenjoyr
nobody is gayer than straight latino men
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My mom is half Portuguese and Jamaican and my dad is just Jamaican, so I feel like I’m basically Brazilian
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