jackalam

@spookiestevr Spooky Steve

Does anyone remember me

@bruh_sayer thanks!!!! my ex used to say i was lesbian-coded but i think that was a bisexual-woman-dating-a-straight-guy coping method

@jackalam__ sometimes you tweet like a teenage lesbian and i think that’s really lovely

A WORLD WHERE GAY IS A NORM & STRAIGHT A MINORITY - HD

@spiderstapes grow up

ethel cain is not "iconic" for posting her genitals on instagram bro i got fucking flashed by her when i opened the fucking app. i don't want to see her small dick and nasty ballsack. i don't even like her. she's genuinely awful and GROSS. they're PRIVATE parts for a reason.

Lecturer who called Israel a terrorist state to remain Plaid Cymru candidate bbc.in/4sYh8aH

the world would be way cooler if somebody franchised the fuck out of ghost dog. daughter of ghost dog. mecha ghost dog. french ice cream guy sitcom. ghost dog the animated series. ghost dog the video game. ghost dog on broadway. ghost dog vs. alien vs. predator

Holy fucking shit

@skid_marx4 multitalented

photograf 😁

Remember when i met my downstairs neighbor and she said oh hey youre the guy that cums really loud

OH THAT’S PROPER RANK 🤢 THAT TASTES LIKE HAIRSPRAY 🗣️🗣️

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Robert Pattinson disagrees that vampires are the “hottest” fictional creatures. “I kind of prefer a mermaid to be honest.” (via: @ladbible)

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genuinely just hit all 4 faces of that one vince mcmahon meme template

tried april foolsing a student of logic and he replied “it is highly improbable that a member of the local blue collar community would take the time out of their work day to do that” my brother in christ it LITERALLY says gullible on the ceiling. dude just look up

song im making and have no idea how to build upon but the sample is so fucking good

@jackalam__ too confusing. now idk what to believe

i was going to retweet something related to possessing a larger than average phallus, however it would more than likely create some sort of reverse psychology effect in those who see my retweet, who will assume that i actually have a small member, therefore i didn’t retweet it.

(pointing sniper at child) You nasty bitch. You nasty hoe. Don't make me go ape on you. You sick son of a bitch

Renate Reinsve in Kane Parsons’ ‘BACKROOMS’ In theaters May 29.