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Katılım Temmuz 2024
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jackalam@jackalam__·
as shameful as it is to admit, activating a tactical boner is, ironically, the one thing preventing members of the public from seeing my penis. a load-bearing boner, if you will.
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jackalam@jackalam__·
as a skinny guy sometimes a boner is the only thing preventing my trousers from falling down
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jackalam@jackalam__·
I’m sorry for being British. I’m sorry for being British. I’m sorry for being British.
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Squines@squinesstandard·
@jackalam__ why is he hitting the default pose emote
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jackalam@jackalam__·
type shit
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thunderba11r@thunderba11r·
Placidusax
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priscilla page@BBW_BFF·
mandatory reading
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jackalam@jackalam__·
i got my hands on a draft of the winds of winter and grrm makes a note at the beginning clarifying that the characters now refer to it as a “pizzle” and not a “cock”
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jackalam@jackalam__·
barefoot in the garden playing with my dog and i stood on a small shard of glass
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jackalam@jackalam__·
@bruh_sayer yes ma’am… first time… ive been a part of the one book a year crowd for too long. i will ship the rest over to wherever the hell “pdx” is when im finished in 2045
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avery@bruh_sayer·
@jackalam__ DWEEB!!! 🤣🤣🫵🫵 kidding! will this be your first time reading any of the Dune books? (i’m a pseud who read the first one in high school and that’s it)
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avery@bruh_sayer·
@jackalam__ hi jackalam. how’s your day been so far
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august@regularaugust·
Sometimes I see this reposted and you get people not knowing I’m making fun of the fact every tweet formatted this way is people dipping their toes into the water to see how much xenophobia they can get away with to justify not liking subtitles
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jackalam@jackalam__·
larys and aegon are playing kingdom come deliverance. ulf banned from going pub. ormund "dennis reynolds" hightower. maester orwyle greatest cockroach of all time. torrhen manderly just happy to be there.
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