@GillibrandPeter ‘World leader’ may be a bit of a stretch in this case, but doubt many would come close to Mid + South Pembs MP Henry Tufnell:
tfrrs.org/athletes/36428…
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Jack
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@jackt_1997
Alan Sugar once called me an imbecile.
Wales Beigetreten Haziran 2014
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Would genuinely love to rank world leaders by how they perform over 5km
Politics Global@PolitlcsGlobal
🚨🇬🇧 WATCH: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney and Finnish President Alexander Stubb go for a run in Hyde Park, London
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Ok.
Is there anyone who doesn't secretly suspect that Starmer is a Chinese spy?
Anyone?
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You’d think that now we are at ‘war’ — the Government would put the navy in the channel and stop any boats. There could be Iranian cells…
BUT NO…
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@VladsDeathsweep Cheers Vlad. Regret being specific as to which Daniel Graham I had picked, on the off chance that the ex-Swansea striker snuffed it.
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@jackt_1997 Your deathsweep entry is in. As you know, you lose your tree chopper entry
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@JoeStephenson96 I’ve been reprimanded elsewhere online for predicting Daniel Graham (of Sycamore Gap fame) as a celebrity death, as he’s “not a celebrity”. As his fellow Carlisle native, what are your thoughts on this?
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Pints wrapped, in map form (larger the icon the more pints I had in each town)
Alelliott@alelliott88
Pints Wrapped 2025
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@VladsDeathsweep If I’d known it would cause such a fuss I’d have gone for Dick Van Dyke like all the other unoriginal fuckers
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@jackt_1997 I'm not caught up so you're not in just yet but I can tell you for a fact right now that a guy who chopped down a tree is not a fucking celebrity
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@AzeemRafiq30 Think people forget that Stokes was like 3 from 60 balls overnight at Headingley in 2019. Likewise that time he hit 150 in the last Ashes, wasn’t he nowhere before Bairstow got out?
If he’s able to kick on, and Archer stays with him and they get us within ~50, game on?
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Blocking it is as bad as running down the pitch hacking at it
This is not a good knock from Stokes - 19 off 76 on an absolute road.. he’s far to good not to just bat without having to make a conscious decision to block or whack
#Ashes
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@gingerrtom x.com/rtcorguk/statu…
Reckon this scruffy Jimmy Bullard knock-off would bite
RaiseTheColours.org@RTCORGUK
Operation: Overlord Incoming🏴🇬🇧 The lads are back on the road again. We’ve making HUGE plans. When it’s time we’ll put out the call. Get the Lads ready We’re doing this for England; We’re doing this for the children Join or Support Today: raisethecolours.org.uk/donate @elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra @RupertLowe10 @marrinerj8 @KTHopkins @RealDannyTommo #raisethecolours #stoptheboats #england #saveourkids
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Knew I’d seen the Reform fella in Caerphilly before
Scottish Patter@ScottishPatterr
Still a classic 🤣
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@alelliott88 Used to enjoy the £3, council-subsidised pints at the bar in Neath Sports centre after our old work 5 a side. Moved away now but looks like it’s still going strong
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@EvanPowell03 Not a fan of his politics, but you have to hand it to him, he’s come a long way since his days of starting fights in supermarkets
Scottish Patter@ScottishPatterr
Still a classic 🤣
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Surely should be a sign that the right wing freaks you’re associating with might be bad news if you feel compelled to get the family tree out
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy
For those still questioning my English heritage, meet my dad: 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 (aka. Big Steve). A farmer’s son, white as milk, comp-educated, cigarrillo-smoking, mild-drinking, crane operator from Shropshire English as they come And I’m proud to be his baby girl
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Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language.
I asked them “What language are you speaking?”
They responded “Hindi”
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S.
We must confront them every time.
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Jack retweetet
shortly after Bob Vylan sang 'Death Death to the IDF', the IDF death cult blew up beachfront internet cafe and killed a load of women & children. How many of our politicians who are engaging in performative outrage over Vylan have condemned the slaughter of women and children?
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