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@AkadeBemsen Nigerian bot

I stopped dating this guy because he had a crazy ex that wouldn’t let him go. Found out yesterday she unalived him. 💔

@eyojoel77 @steadyasweburnx Your the bot hello

My gf of 5 years broke up with me over 7 dollars

@PWCommenter @whompRatz Dude ran out of things to say so he just copy and pasted

@whompRatz I can just imagine them munching g up their hot Cheetos typing away in the gc rn. Someone’s gonna say 25 messages in 2 minutes do you all have jobs? It’s gonna get 4 mirrors and 1 pig emoji

Zero intention of leaving current role but you bet your ass I scheduled an interview

@gippergipp @jensensjester Why does ND suck every other program off, it’s embarrassing nobody brought up ND… I’m sorry your team wasn’t good enough to make the playoffs and then threw a pity party by sitting out their bowl game… enjoy ur cupcake schedule again this year!

@jensensjester And next think you know cucks on online will be bullying ND for “not having a corporate sponsor” like it matters

The Power 4 conference logos In a few years

@davetakes @Thechat101 Bob Myers is a known idiot

@Thechat101 Bob Myers has been one of the most respected basketball minds in the League for over a decade.

Bob Myers defends Jaylen Brown after Max Kellerman said analytics don’t favor him. Myers points out, “You know who else analytics didn’t favor? Klay Thompson. Analytics doesn’t value the nuances of the game like shutting down the opposing teams best player

@gaylebwilliams Incredibly injured throughout the World Cup came in not even fully healthy so I’d say no

It’s time to have a conversation: Does Christian Pulisic suck?

@Mikepollock16 @SJTuohy And then also settled with him out of court I’m so sure that’s what non guilty people would do

@jacobbrich @SJTuohy Every allegation Michael made was proven false. They sold their business for a ton of money. He wanted $15M of it. He was attempting to extort them.

It was 2 days ago. You birthed me, this is probably information you should know.

@LeighAnneTuohy @SJTuohy Didn’t ur family screw over Michael Oher by secretly signing him to a conservatorship instead of legally adopting him, u should probably change your bio considering you yourself never even considered him family !

Happy Birthday @SJTuohy ❤️

@gigilift It’s actually being used to call out hypocrisy in women who shame short guys but your not wrong that we don’t actually care

@seattleops @JCrop02 @jarrod_thurman - Dodgers fan

@JCrop02 @jarrod_thurman Change that profile pic, then we can discuss... 🤮

What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?

@gauti8619 @Ayush90588474 - India account

@Ayush90588474 India should play FiFa,the most populous country on earth not playing football at the highest level is the biggest joke and China also must have this shame.Even Cape Verde has a world class team and their population is around 5.3 lacs which is just a small section of Andheri.

FIFA officials are desperate to get two specific countries into the world cup 😂

@c4Bostonn He’s a good defender when he isn’t overtaxed as a 1st/2nd option offensively

Celtics fans when you tell them nobody wants a player who’s on a supermax deal, has the highest usage in the sport, has a high TOV%, has a 1:1 assist to turnover ratio, has mediocre efficiency, is a bad defender, and worst of all, is a twitch streamer

@kmedved Can’t believe he’s tweaking out about analytics when he’s a supposed “genius”

A lot of people been asking…so yes, I can confirm this was me.

sub 50% from the field, sub 35% from deep, sub 80% ft%, career averages are even lower then that… sub 60% true shooting, bottom half EFG%, nearly 1:1 turnover ratio… Great defender but if he’s your second best offensive option your offense is bad. If he’s your 1st, ur cooked

I don’t need analytics to tell me your an inefficient scorer

@BlexyX23 @Morpheus156 No beaches

@wolfprincesz___ I flip between the 2 depending on the game tbf

He’s a 10 but he watches the World Cup on Fox and not Telemundo.

@JohnnyVenerable 😭😭

Legit might be the worst trade I’ve ever seen on this app.

@jamie_will7273 I’m not a burner but I can relate

Little bro is getting recruited by Yale, and I’m posting on a moderately small burner. #FML