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@CatholicCoachP @YeFutureSaint @Brosephos @GistMeister_ Which LIzzie? Or does it really matter at this point..

@YeFutureSaint @Brosephos @jaketheflash @GistMeister_

Bro hit the jackpot with this banger

@GistMeister_ @Brosephos @CatholicCoachP @YeFutureSaint What lies?

@Brosephos @CatholicCoachP @YeFutureSaint And you think youre any better? All you do is attack real christians with filth and expose yourself as a serpent all day on the internet. I rather sound moronic than a guy that pathetically speaks filth, hate and lies on the internet all day.

@l_vliet72077 @Rblv73 @Brosephos No, we just avoid 'your truth' That isn't the same thing as the truth. Not even close

@Rblv73 @Brosephos Your nincompoop answer just avoids the truth.

The Holy Eucharist is NOT a symbol and denying it is denying Christ Himself. From this excellent article by @Brosephos : Whoever, therefore, eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty concerning the body and blood of the Lord. 28 Let a person examine himself, then, and so eat of the bread and drink of the cup. 29 For anyone who eats and drinks without discerning the body eats and drinks judgment on himself. 30 That is why many of you are weak and ill, and some have died. (1 Corinthians 11:27–30 ESV) “Paul directly connects unworthy eating of Christ’s flesh and blood as having direct physical complications in the mortal body.23 As I said previously, were the eating and drinking just a symbolic representation of Christ’s Last Supper, how could there then be negative results by consuming improperly?” open.substack.com/pub/kuriosabou…

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 Seek help

@jaketheflash @MrCasey62 yup I figured. You're definitely thirsty for the water.

Not only do Catholics agree, but the Catholic Church has been teaching this for 2000 years.

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 Yep. Definitely a parody account

@jaketheflash @MrCasey62 check your fly. The choice is right above your sexual organs.

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 Yes, I am old enough to remember the conspiracy theory hysteria surrounding Y2K. Getting the same vibes here.

@jaketheflash @MrCasey62 Well, pick your side is all I'll leave you with! are you old enough to remember Y2K?

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 Doubt it.

@jaketheflash @MrCasey62 You'll regret saying this.

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 You know, you really should mark your account as "parody"

The very next day, February 12 is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. This lightning strike is a prophecy for America. Once you see it...you can't unsee it. God struck the Basilica into the profile of POTUS (President Donald J. Trump) and MOSES (obviously I don't have a picture of him, so Charlton Heston is my next best) Red Sea of Communism is coming over America

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 Wow, that must be the only time lightning has ever struck the lightning rod on top of the Basilica!

@jaketheflash @MrCasey62 You must have missed when St. Peter's Basilica was struck by God at exactly 5:55 pm the evening Pope Benedict resigned on February 11, 2013.

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 Did you make that up yourself?

@jaketheflash @MrCasey62 The 46 stars on the Tilma of Guadalupe represent the 46 bona fide popes since 1531. Francis and Leo are excluded since they are anti-popes, believe it or not!

@rosarywmd @MrCasey62 The current Pope is actually Leo believe it or not

@MrCasey62 The Gospels specifically mention two times when, in order to reach Jesus, St. Peter had left the boat. It's looking more and more like these two times are during the reigns of Francis and Leo. The True Pope the Catholic Church right now is St. Peter.

@DeuceBigalowEO @Catholic_bro @Wuizzy137119 Oh oh he's big mad now

@jaketheflash @Catholic_bro @Wuizzy137119 Zero evidence I’m mad, the evidence would actually show you’re mad for projecting rather than addressing the argument. But that would take an iq above 68 which you haven’t demonstrated yet.

“Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”

@DeuceBigalowEO @Catholic_bro @Wuizzy137119 I don't the Eucharist from a woman so I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you should stop communicating like a child

@Catholic_bro @jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 Here comes the cope master! I hope you’re ready to take the wafer from the women this weekend. So based and trad!

@Catholic_bro @DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 Definitely. The only thing I see him do is throw crap joping it sticks and then getting mad when people refute it

@jaketheflash @DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 You gotta remember he’s just a troll He doesn’t actually care

@DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Well, maybe you should get around to actually debating ideas. Is your real life identity this tied up in hating Catholics? Or is this just some edgy online thing you do for fun?

@jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Thank you. Hold the L. So confident until your own argument gets used against you to prove you wrong. Then all you have is projection. You look like the child buddy. You wouldn’t stand a minute in a debate of ideas. It doesn’t even seem like you have the ability to answer.

@DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Keep the crash out going dude. This is hilarious

@jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Awh you’re made I caught you in contradiction and now have to cope. Keep crashing out it’s hilarious. 😂 🤡 😱

@DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Hunting down other comments from me? Yeah you're not mad. You're not coping. If you aren't a child, you should be pretty embarrassed right now

@jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Keep telling yourself taking a water prepared by a skittlez dude from a women is what Peter did. Epic crash out and cope projecting 🤡

@DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Sure. Keep telling yourself that

@jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Keep coping that’s all you can say even though nothing I’ve done is remotely close to a crash out. That’s what cope is 🤡

@DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro I may be witnessing the ultimate crash out right now

@jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Your Pope “may Saint John the Baptist protect Islam”…… I guess the crusades is what you would consider the ultimate crash out.

@DeuceBigalowEO @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Thanks for providing entertainment

@jaketheflash @Wuizzy137119 @Catholic_bro Thanks for proving my point 🤡