James

Someone living in Ireland is inherently more Irish than someone who’s never set foot here

@NStephey @DoomerTapes @Docquistador I doubt it, can’t imagine she’d appreciate it!

@jamescarson97 @DoomerTapes @Docquistador I wonder if his wife knows about how he talks about her on this page as well?

Modern dating in a nutshell

@DoomerTapes @Docquistador Good talk 👍 enjoy your inevitable divorce, if you even have a wife lmao

@jamescarson97 @Docquistador You opinion means nothing to me

@DoomerTapes @Docquistador Does your wife know you used to treat her this way, in the early stages of your relationship with her? It’s very arrogant to assume you have an intellectual gap over her by virtue of being a man.

Im talking about the early stages of dating. Once you form a relationship with a woman (as long as you act like a man), you don't have to anymore. At the end of the day, women and men behave very differently, and there are times where you have to just smile and nod because they are making noise, yes.

@DoomerTapes @Docquistador And you treat your wife like a toddler?

@jamescarson97 @Docquistador Married with a kid, doing great actually

@RyanThomasOk @DoomerTapes @Docquistador They are, indeed, single? lol

@jamescarson97 @DoomerTapes @Docquistador I have good news for you

@DoomerTapes @Docquistador If you seriously believe that then perhaps you’d be better off single. A relationship for you sounds like it would be extremely tiring, given you don’t think women are fully functioning adults.

@jamescarson97 @Docquistador All women behave this way

@DoomerTapes @Docquistador Do you hear yourself? Why do you want a partner who you have to treat like a toddler?

@Docquistador You're thinking way too hard into this. Pretend they are toddlers and your entire plan with them will change. They literally do not understand or believe most of the things they say. Its just noise.

@flixQPR @QPRTravels Has he consistently been underperforming in comparison to the rest of the team? Last time I checked, they seemed pretty happy with him? Though it has been a little while since then

@QPRTravels Still performing at a lower level than the rest of the team?

@JosiahZibster @JackWal32964082 Seems much more likely to be a prediction gone right than insider knowledge lol

@jamescarson97 @JackWal32964082 Indeed I was. Thank you.

No Harry Wilson in the Fulham squad tonight. Senesi first sub 😅 #FPL

@JosiahZibster @JackWal32964082 Right…

@jamescarson97 @JackWal32964082 By me.

@JosiahZibster @JackWal32964082 Where has this been confirmed? Have him captain, glad he’s not in the squad at all if he’s not starting

@JackWal32964082 Yes

@dukexfn @quirked_up_anzu Yeah I’m just kidding, I posted the same thing on their big tweet yesterday

@jamescarson97 @quirked_up_anzu This is the same dude who made the my dad offered me beer tweet

I'd actually never heard of the N word until this week because, y'know, I'm not a racist 🤷‍♂️

So let me get this straight… If a person with epilepsy accidentally hits me during a seizure I have to be 100% okay with it because of their condition, and if I get mad I’m ableist…? Don’t you know Im the center of my universe, and my suffering is the only thing that matters?

Alzheimer’s is not an excuse to forget things

@quirked_up_anzu Worst thing is, given the discourse on Twitter atm, I can’t even tell if this is satire 😭

if I had tourettes my tics would be shouting "trans rights", "vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person

@lexiee_fell @RopesToInfinity They’re joking!

If I had Tourette's it would simply make me blurt out compliments and positive affirmations, because I'm pure of heart and noble of spirit

@ieatpoopdu7124 @FordonUbell @inceptstellar If you asked me if the pizza was nice from a restaurant and I said “no, it’s disgusting” but I’d never tried it, would you listen to my judgment? My point is that our opinions only hold worth when they’re based of something tangible!

@jamescarson97 @FordonUbell @inceptstellar everyone is different though 😭

you can't stop me from headcanoning him as polish

@ieatpoopdu7124 @FordonUbell @inceptstellar You’ve gathered from the trailer that you ‘probably’ won’t like Marty Supreme, that’s fine, but you can’t make a judgement that holds any weight on something you haven’t experienced. I can’t say I hate the taste of apples without tasting them!

@jamescarson97 @FordonUbell @inceptstellar yes i fucking can it's a free world