jefk

@wiley77 Hello, boss.

I have completed a successful practice session today. It was inside with the comfort of air conditioning. Mom packed me a nice lunch too. I hope the roof will be closed tomorrow, but if not I’ll hope for the best. Sending you all my warm regards. -Jannik the Hardcourt Merchant

@JanTheMerchant 6-4, 6-3, 6-0

Didn’t realize I needed a skin routine. I might get triple bageled.

@JanTheMerchant @AlcarazSinner @parisianarchive oh, fuck off (respectfully)

@AlcarazSinner @parisianarchive @jefk__

only one player is having a good day rn and it’s joão fonseca 😭

@TennisUpdates25 Cry me a river. @JanTheMerchant can you please call Fritz a coward for me?

Nothing like a bird on the court causing a let midway through a critical point lol Tough for Fritz, was a neutral rally when the let occurred, and on the replay it was a unreturned serve

@Olly_Tennis_ You have no idea if this is factually accurate.

@JanTheMerchant @redbull

@jefk__ @redbull 20 ounces of liquid gold. Sue me.

@redbull 20oz Sugar Free Red Bull. The official drink of Jannik the Hardcourt Merchant. Try beating me on hardcourt after I’ve chugged one of these bad boys.

@JanTheMerchant @TennisUpdates25

@jefk__ @TennisUpdates25 I have it on good authority that Pegula arrives to the US Open via public transportation and NOT limousine. She comes from humble beginnings!

Jessica Pegula will take on Emma Navarro in the Quarterfinals of Bad Homburg I think both enjoy playing on the grass for different reasons, but it suits them both, but especially Pegula. Her flat shots really get rewarded on this surface, think I'd pick her in a close one.

@donaldgmcrae @TennisUpdates25 @Taylor_Fritz97 Fritz is such a bitch. @JanTheMerchant can you weigh in, please?

Thanks @Taylor_Fritz97 for our two interviews over the past week as he discussed his grand slam ambitions, fatherhood, what it's like to play Alcaraz and Sinner, the ups and downs of life on tour, Wimbledon and always being "delusionally optimistic"... theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun…

@TennisUpdates25 @JanTheMerchant what a joyous occasion!!

ATP 250 MALLORCA QF: Felix Auger-Aliassime wins 3-6, 6-1, 6-4 against Hamad Medjedovic Served really well in this one.

@JanTheMerchant @RazOlsRF Shut up, bitch.

@RazOlsRF Ugh, on my best surface. This one still hurts me and my esteemed friend @jefk__

Who else remembers THIS Carlos Alcaraz shot? 🤯

@JanTheMerchant @Wimbledon @holgerrune2003 @holgerrune2003 fuck you, bitch. Enjoy, the day!

@Wimbledon @holgerrune2003 @jefk__ please say hello to my dear friend Holger

Hi, @holgerrune2003 👋 #Wimbledon

@JanTheMerchant @NUCLRGOLF

@jefk__ @NUCLRGOLF I am a Ping Glide Merchant, and I’m not afraid to admit it.

@damiankust Please excuse me while I throw up everywhere

Holt's Top 100 debut can't be confirmed yet, but it's all but secured. For Brandon to miss out again, Duckworth would have to reach Eastbourne SF AND Brooksby would need to win the same event

@JanTheMerchant @TheTennisLetter Hey Jan, how about you shut your face. Warmest regards, Jefk, tennis knower.

@TheTennisLetter It will be a pleasure to witness the unveiling of Sir Andy Murray’s statue at Wimbledon. Maybe it will inspire me, Jannik the Hardcourt Merchant, to perform better on grass.

BREAKING: A statue of Andy Murray will be unveiled at Wimbledon in 2027.