Josh Evans

@TheParachuteReg @RoyalMarines @16AirAssltBCT @ArmySportASCB @ArmySgtMajor @BritishArmy 4-3 marines I believe, great game

Not one to miss! Watch the #Paras go up against the @RoyalMarines in the Falklands Cup 💪 #Readyforanything #TheParas #football #airbornebrotherhood #britisharmy @16AirAssltBCT @ArmySportASCB @ArmySgtMajor @BritishArmy

@dron_johnson @JaneChambe9479 @DarthPutinKGB It looks like a we will rock you queen tribute

@JaneChambe9479 @DarthPutinKGB

I have about 1000 missed calls from Elon.

@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Please join Liverpool!

Hi Jadon, come on @PiersUncensored and I’ll get you out of this Ten Hag nightmare.

@GrahamW32798748 @curtiswoodhous8 Under Ferguson Man U were the best team ever seen in the premier league, I don’t think they have got close to replacing him. Shadow of the Ferguson era currently.

I’ll say it again, the issue Manchester United have is now EVERYBODY has money to spend on players. In the glory years only Manchester United could go and spend all the money, it’s not the Glazers they hate, it’s the level playing ground they hate.

@SkySportsNews He’s had a very long all be it on off relationship with Peterborough. I hope it’s a sense of loyalty to a club that gave him another chance

BREAKING: Peterborough United manager Darren Ferguson has turned down the opportunity to speak to Charlton about their vacant managerial position 🔴❌

@sania_dadya @isaac_fellick Fury wins 100%

@isaac_fellick Usyk destroyed Dubois, it will be the same with Fury

@MichaelBensonn Not low at all, that was a perfect body shot, not saying usky wasn’t dominant but that shot could change things 💪

‼️ Frank Warren has declared that they will appeal Daniel Dubois' knockout defeat to Oleksandr Usyk over the round five body shot/low blow KO controversy and said he believes that the sanctioning bodies will order a rematch.

@talkSPORT Not a low blow but still out boxed

Low blow or fair shot? 🤔 #UsykDubois

@NeilBryanSmith @sharrond62 It’s his/her/there’s water bottle obviously. Looks like he/she/there is pretty thirsty😳

@sharrond62 A "woman" packing something in their shorts. 🤣

This person want to race against women…. It’s nothing more than outright cheating. Thank goodness governing bodies are at last coming to their senses. But taken years just to get them to stand up for their female athletes.

@Thecolours @NatanFlayer @Maks_NAFO_FELLA Definitely english

@NatanFlayer @Maks_NAFO_FELLA Sounded American to me.

Aggressive assault on Russian positions by American volunteers 🇺🇸🇺🇦

@piersmorgan Can someone please just suggest a workable alternative! So east to second guess and piss on the chips. Recommend an alternative! Cos what we’ve got isn’t working

Not one! Incredibly damning.

@JeremyClarkson Piers Morgan said he was shit! I thought it was brilliant 🤣

Elton. Magnificent.

@piersmorgan You sound like you have a lot of issues with him, I’m thinking he’s had a crap start but got better. I don’t know him so can’t base it on any bias

Who’s the Kiki Dee wannabe? All veering a bit karaoke, Elton…

@piersmorgan He is smashing it

Is Elton having to read the words to all his own songs?

@piersmorgan @benstokes38 Too right, test cricket was dead to a wider audience before this new approach! Win lose or draw I’m loving this philosophy

Exactly. You guys are playing the most entertaining Test cricket in history - keep doing it @benstokes38 👍

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA A very nervous actor?

Who's that? :)

@OzKaterji My god, the calibre of individuals defecting is worryingly defective. Could be time for a Jeremy clarkson

Remember Tara Reade that pro-Putin grifter who falsely accused Biden of sexual assault, a story people like Ryan Grim ran with, whose links to Russia were dismissed as an outrageous smear against an alleged survivor of assault? Well she’s just announced she has defected to Russia

@SkySportsNews No Nick pope! Crazy

BREAKING: Gareth Southgate has named his England squad for the Euro 2024 qualifiers against Malta and North Macedonia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@talent_ap @GMB It’s a factual statement, where is the fetus going to gestate, in a cardboard box?

@GMB No .. ..this is a classic bit of old comedy written within that time .. it is not meant to be offensive in any way as its comedy .. we can't keep erasing old things because it is not PC.. rubbing out the past means we will not learn for the future..

'Where do you stop!' Monty Python star John Cleese is working on a stage production of, The Life of Brian. In the film version, a character explains he wants to be a woman called Loretta and 'have babies', before being told this was impossible. But some actors have warned this joke could 'offend people'. Should the Monty Python ‘pregnant man’ joke be scrapped?

@FBAwayDays No

Man City fans celebrate winning the Premier League outside the stadium this evening… 🏆