John Harmond

@kevin_nealon @boburnham

My wife got pregnant on a pull out couch

.@Topps Chrome card giveaway! Repost for a chance to win this autographed Wyatt Langford rookie card 👀

🚨 30 FREE TICKETS – SECTION 133 TAKEOVER! 🚨 Rangers Nation, clear your Friday night! We’re packing out Section 133 as the Rangers face the Marlins, and we’re sending 30 (yes, THIRTY) of YOU to the game for FREE! 🤑 HOW TO ENTER: - Follow @rangers__nation - Retweet this post 🔁 - Like this post BONUS: Tag a friend (each tag = one entry) Let’s make Section 133 the loudest spot in the park as the Rangers return to Arlington for their final home stand of the season! ⚡️ 15 winners will be selected across IG, FB, and X, each receiving 2 tickets. Good luck everyone! 🍀

He was never gonna leave…

@RobertWilonsky Xmas eve on @dfwticket this year??

@ddw58 @MFollowill I re-scanned for channels, and then it worked for me. Had the same issue where the menu said Mavs, but the station was Spanish. After the rescan it all worked.

@MFollowill All I’m seeing is a Spanish game show It says Dallas Mavericks but not seeing the game

First of 3 for the Mavs and Jazz between now and the end of November. Tipoff in a few at AAC...KFAA broadcast...MavsTV streaming.

@PinthousePizza @ITYSL_memes @ITYSL

In this edition of FRESH BEER TV, two brewers negotiate the exchange of 𝙂𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙩 American Pilsner (6.4% ABV)! Next time you’re at Pinthouse Round Rock, we think you should stay - and get your own pint! #pinthouse #freshbeertv #craftbeer #ithinkyoushouldleave

@prairieales @StrikeoutBeer @FalseIdolBrew

@john_harmond @StrikeoutBeer @FalseIdolBrew Whatcha think?!

Anyone hitting up a brewery or two this weekend? 🍻

@StrikeoutBeer @FalseIdolBrew @prairieales

@StrikeoutBeer @FalseIdolBrew for the @prairieales collab, IDLE BOMB! 💣

Repost for a chance to win this 2023 World Series Champions commemorative bat!

Repost for a chance to win this signed Nathan Eovaldi baseball and World Series Champions hat!

@thick_trinity Ate too much Mac and cheese on Xmas eve. Woke up to vomit and cought my parents putting out gifts.

compiling a list. tell me about how you found out about Santa

I have been alive for around 16,350 days. Tonight, for just the 3rd day ever, I will go to sleep knowing the Texas Rangers can win the World Series tomorrow. #GoAndTakeIt

Rangers are playing baseball in October for the first time since 2016. 100 losses last year. 🍾🍾 It all comes down to game 162. We win tomorrow and we take the division. Say it till we ain’t. First. Place. Texas. Rangers. #StraightUpTX @SeanCBass @TyWalker716 @tweetgrubes

Repost today for a chance to win the third #LuckHappens VIP Experience on September 19 from @TexasLottery. Must be 18 or older to enter.

Celebrating last week’s ASG logo reveal, RT to enter to win the ultimate Rangers All-Star autographed baseball! Autographs include all six '23 All-Stars plus '95 All Stars, Kenny Rogers and Pudge Rodriguez!

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has decided that if two people order nachos to share, one person actually CAN eat all the fully loaded ones. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, it’s OK for your date to hog them.