John Chigozie

Dating between carbon descendants... 🫠😅

@amazing_physics Dating between carbon descendants. 😂🤣

😃🤣🤫🤔

@espn Both teams have size, but the Wolves just have the stamina and tenacity of a wolf. They just don’t stop.

Tensions were high at the end of Game 4 between the Nuggets and Timberwolves 😳 Both Nikola Jokic and Julius Randle were ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct.

@lil_lol_lal @Polymarket Sit down? Why? My internet connection reaches you just fine from here.

@johnnyebu @Polymarket You're from fucking Nigeria bruh, sit yo ass down

JUST IN: India is facing a scorching heatwave as temperatures climb above 45°C.

@ThatFractalDude @reddit_lies My verdict remains: get off the internet and touch some grass... You’ve been staring at the screen for too long.

@johnnyebu @reddit_lies It’s the way to say the truth without getting baited into the argument. Besides there’s nothing to argue with you, I’m not going to point out every single pattern you have been unable to see or refuse to recognize. So I arrest my case and my verdict is you are a fed or retarded

A mass psychosis event is unfolding on Reddit right now. Basically every comment on Reddit about the incident is claiming it was "staged."

@Bugcrowd My actual first command is usually whoami or pwd – a silly sanity check to confirm I’m on the right server and not still in my local terminal. Then immediately the apt update && apt upgrade.

You SSH into your new VPS for the first time. What's your first command?

@vivoplt Offline maps. Google Maps lets you download areas in advance, so your phone uses stored data and GPS (which doesn’t need signal) to show your location.

Interviewer: Your phone has no Internet, no signal. You open Google Maps and it still works. How?

@Oilfield_Rando You nailed it! 🎯

Are you telling me a businessman borrowed against his assets to grow his business? What kind of lunatic does that when he could just go start a fake daycare and get free Medicaid money?

@ThatFractalDude @reddit_lies Calling everyone a "fed" or a "retard" is a lazy way to avoid an actual argument because you can't handle a reality that doesn't fit your "staged" fantasy. Get off the internet and touch some grass.

@johnnyebu @reddit_lies You’re a retard or a fed no in between

@SamuelBeanstalk @reddit_lies That's a massive reach. Real life is chaotic and radicalization is a documented fact, you don't need a "stage" for tragedy to happen in a climate this polarized.

@johnnyebu @reddit_lies It was staged. Election coming up? Check. Ratings predicting a loss? Check. Stage an attack, hope for sympathy votes? Check

@HouseGOP May the God Lord continue to bless and protect President Trump. 🫶🏼

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT ✊🇺🇸

@engineers_feed Going by your logic, technically your skull protects your brain from nothing.

Technically a space suit protects an astronaut from nothing.

@espn @ShamsCharania Hopefully he gets surgery and comes back rather quickly like Tatum. Same timeline would put him back around the all star break.

Breaking: Minnesota's Donte DiVincenzo has been diagnosed with a torn right Achilles tendon, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

@UnitedUpdates @FabrizioRomano It’s absolutely comical how incompetent every single signing under Erik ten Hag was.

🚨BREAKING: Ugarte will 100% LEAVE Manchester United this summer. [@FabrizioRomano]

@FabrizioRomano I don’t think he’s been terrible per say but the difference in quality between him and Kane is very noticeable. Still, was not a bad back up and hopefully he has a successful career after us.

🚨 Nicolas Jackson will return to Chelsea in June as FC Bayern are NOT triggering €65m buy option clause. Bayern director Eberl confirms the decision to ZDF — as reported since January. ❌ Chelsea and Jackson’s camp will assess his future with possible new move in the summer.

@S_N_SH_E_ Gemini is perfect for builidng UI.

Gemini is the dumbest AI to ever exist 😭

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