Jonah Sage

The inconsistencies Rachael points out here are worthy of deep reflection.

That one can excuse or ignore this while claiming to be “pro-life” is a sign of a seared conscience. God have mercy on us all.

Every pastor who supports this president should have to read this from the pulpit to their congregation. This is the man Paula White compared to Jesus and said he’s the greatest champion of the Christian faith we’ve ever had in the White House. So read his words aloud.

@lsv Yeah but which one lets you use your graveyard as a resource for underworld breach amiright

Funnily enough, I’d actually say Pokémon is a mix of 1 and 5, which is pretty interesting 🧐

TCG Resource System Power Rankings: 1. Lands 🏆 (MTG) 2. Gain 1 resource per turn (HS) 3. Resource deck to draw from (RFT) 4. Playing cards face-down (SWU) 5. No resources - rules constraints (YGO)

@ronniejmartin This is the worst part about you.

My daughter and I finally did a blind taste test between Diet Pepsi & Diet Coke. We went in as DP drinkers, & left as affirmed DP drinkers. This doesn’t have to get ugly— DP is sweeter, w less bitter aftertaste DC is more carbonated, w sharper taste We’re just sweeter people.

@ronniejmartin Dark blue nah mean

How many of you wore black to your Good Friday service?

@dieworkwear You sir make Twitter worth staying in. Doing the Lord’s work here.

since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside

@KevOnStage Sometimes all you really need is a sincere “that’s it. That’s it.” Nice job

You got to encourage the people of God.

@PrestonSprinkle @bobbygilles @bobbygilles is a wonderful pastor and true theologian

This is a very fair, thoughtful, and thorough review of my book "From Genesis to Junia." Thanks @bobbygilles for putting so much time into this! If We Go From Genesis to Junia, Where Next? open.substack.com/pub/bobbygille…

@lsv that Big Red video had me so hyped. Just trophied with this esper pile. Drafted knowing anything is possible. You’re a real inspiration sir.

@3YearLetterman @JE_Maleta Listen if the Bible wasn’t in English then how come Jesus said “no one can come to the Father except through me.” Pretty good English if you ask me.

@JE_Maleta That’s quite a word salad just to say your grandfather surrendered at Yorktown

The Bible was written in Koine you yank-brained dipshit.

@SaffronOlive And with kithkin? Am I seeing that right? Impressive. Need to see that list.

lolololol

@pastordmack If it’s a mistake, who is the racist staff person that got fired for it? If it wasn’t a mistake this morning, why is it a mistake now? Why does a racist staffer have THE PRESIDENT’S social media account?Racism, lying to cover it, excused by pastors. evil and disheartening.

Earlier this morning the president’s press secretary admitted it wasn’t a mistake, and told the American people to move on pass the tweet. It was only after more and more Republicans began to denounce the racist tweet did they then attempt to pass the blame on to some unnamed racist staffer. The truth is the buck stops with the president. I’d really expected and hoped for a more transparent, honest denunciation of this blatant racism by the White House from you. What we got was blame shifting that contradicted the White House’s initial and honest response and attitude towards what took place.

Racist. Deranged. Humiliating to our country. The fact that we have decided to pretend to this is normal every day is a moral abomination. Have we any shame? And every day an entire generation is being told it is “Christian” to support this. God have mercy on us.

@MarcWeinbergWX It shook my office Marc! Sounded like a train rolling by. Incredible.

Thunder snow just occurred in New Albany, IN !!!!!

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. I, for one, am very grateful to have been here.

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life.

@TylerMeinerding Don’t drive angry

"hE's nOT a gOpHEr" I know, shut up and let me be angry

That damn gopher saw his shadow and it started snowing immediately... son of a bitch 😂

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?