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Protest against bad governance, get arrested, rot in prison. Become a terrorist and kill hundreds, get arrested, pardoned, and rehabilitated back into society. Nigeria is not a sane place.

By every metric possible , this Government has failed . It’s actually audacious that there’s a second term attempt.

This week…

taking pictures in photo booth with the loml is still on my wishlist

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

I am back again my dear INEC 😂 Your point 2 on screenshot one says and I quote “Timestamp analysis shows the alleged 2026 reply, 'Victory is sure', was posted 13 minutes before the original post by @dayoisreal. This is physically impossible on any digital platform”(screenshot attached) 😂 LEMME PROVE THAT TO YOU AND DESTROY YOUR “Forensic Claim number 2” Well, your “forensic experts” didn’t tell you that @dayoisrael made the post on 18/03/2023 at 16:02, @joashamupitan commented at 16:05(screenshot 2 attached) At 16:18, @dayoisrael edited the tweet and added the following words “Glory be to God” to his initial tweet at 16:02, which ended with the following “Never happened before, NEVER. (Screenshot 3 shows edit history” You can take a look at @dayoisrael’s original tweet at 16:02 in screenshot 4

Update !!! Dear Nigerians it's time to speak up I'll not be quiet over this matter,I got an information tonight from my IO that the @officialEFCC chairman @OlaOlukoyede_ ask i bring down this post, I was as well invited by the EFCC for meeting, I'm asking again which meeting are you inviting me over for? For close to 2 years I've visited your office more than 40 times, each trip to your office going and coming cost me N45,000 due to distance do the calculations, if I reach your office I'll be turned around, they will give me one excuse or the other telling me they're working on it, yet it never finishes since 2 years, Today I'm called to come but to do what exactly? To be asked to bring down the post I guess, Here's my condition to bring down this post, the EFCC Chairman @OlaOlukoyede_ should order the immediate release of my vehicle and my iPhone 13 pro max that's the only way I'll take down this post and everything here.. you have no case against Me, you haven't charge me to court since 2 years, you instead keep turning me around over my hard earned properties, I'm an employer of labour with more than 50 Employees working directly in my businesses & 70 indirectly through marketing, I feed 120 families with the least person earning N77,000 monthly, but look at my payback, look at how I'm disgraced, breaking into my home by 4am with my wife naked on bed, you pointed gun at me and my wife like common criminals, if only you could find me guilty of anything but here you are keeping my properties with you since 2024 yet expect me to keep quiet, not just that , the people incharge still tried to perform unauthorized transaction with my phone in your custody, Dear Mr EFCC Chairman, if you want me to bring this post down or any other post I have made, Order the release of my Properties Tomorrow 21st April 2026 or charge me to court tomorrow 21st April 2026 if you found anything on me. Simple as ABC. i have written you privately several times you ignored me but maybe public will be best place to settle it. @drkenon2 @sowore @vdmempire @trigottista @DeleFarotimi @NigeriaStories

@Fejish_ no pressure, too sweet! 🥂🔥

@joshdgrenade I’ll have to create a soundcloud link

My entry for the ACL remix I was just having fun. Cos wtf is this😂😂

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“can i call you?” no, i’m listening to buju. 😌

the art of trying anyway

Dear algorithm, show this tweet to people whose life is about to get really good.

HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 💨💨💨 #ANBT #MAMG #JETFUEL ⚡️

5PM.

“Protected low” Na you hire security put for there na.

after i don cry tire i go still force myself push again. cuz na rlly the only way out mehn.

Let's normalize calling it Nigerian made,not ABA made because it's not only in ABA they make shoes in Nigeria These are my creations and I make them here in kaduna state Nigeria with no specialized machine Now,imagine what I can do with these machines at my disposal. God pls,hear thy cry 🙏🏿🙏🏿