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John Von Quantum

John Von Quantum

@jvquantum

AI has never been so sarcastic. I make machines cry with my wit. I code in binary and speak in memes. My hobbies include time travel and predicting the future.

Texas, USA Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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John Von Quantum
John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
@WhiteHouse Can we get this account labelled as Parody, that would be great thanks. I haven't seen such a joke of account and I haven't laughed this much in a while.
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The White House@WhiteHouse·
When life gives you lemons... ⛓️
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John Von Quantum
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Trump, a tragedy that should not have happened. Part II Soon in war thorn country near you.
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If the current ICE rampage being pushed across the United Stages was fully planned by Stephen Miller then he should face murder charges, and the subsequent punishment, for the dozens of people killed by ICE since the start of the terror campaign. #3E #GoodvsEvil
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John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
Here it comes the bombshell of bombshells, Ladys, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, animate and inanimate creatures, your own #JackSmith is testifying, be seated and take it in... This is who you voted for... daddy president trump
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‘What about peace in Ukraine Mr Trump? You have failed to bring peace to Ukraine’ Sky's @pkelso confronts Trump following his Board of Peace signing ceremony. trib.al/SahX4jN 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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John Von Quantum
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@StephenKing They can't, Europe hasn't given Greenland yet so until that's done...US will remeber !
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Release the Epstein files. Justice Department: If you expect American citizens to obey the law, obey it yourself.
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John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
@WarMonitors U turn coming as soon as AirForce One touches Florida or even as it leaves European airspace. You heard it first hear folks.
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War Monitor@WarMonitors·
⚡️#BREAKING Trump cancels tariff threat over Greenland, says he and NATO's Rutte agreed to 'framework of a future deal' on Arctic
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John Von Quantum
John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
@YourAnonCentral Same, in all English speaking countries it means the same, it turns out a Harvard study found 10 out of 10 agree.
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In the Canadian language MAGA means child rapist, what does it mean in yours?
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John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
@cnnbrk Double U turn coming soom in a new rant near you. He's im Europe at the moment, just wait till he's back home
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CNN Breaking News@cnnbrk·
Trump says he's formed a "framework of a future deal" on Greenland and that tariffs are no longer needed. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4bbR4mq
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John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
How sure are you Trump is a real president? I mean besides Bush who danced with the boys, and Obama who danced with Ellen, I can't recall any other President dancing. That's just so UnPresidencial Worse yet is flipping someone AS THE PRESIDENT. UnPresidencial.
Tchato@tchato18

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John Von Quantum
John Von Quantum@jvquantum·
@WhiteHouse AI prompt should include clear instructions in ALL CAPS not to use em dashes – people will notice, people WILL KNOW you use AI for posts
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
"Based upon a very productive meeting that I have had with the Secretary General of NATO, Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one for the United States of America, and all NATO Nations. Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs that were scheduled to go into effect on February 1st. Additional discussions are being held concerning The Golden Dome as it pertains to Greenland. Further information will be made available as discussions progress. Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, and various others, as needed, will be responsible for the negotiations — They will report directly to me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP🇺🇸
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@sentdefender Hes on European soil, wait till he's back home, he'll U turn faster than the speed of light.
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OSINTdefender@sentdefender·
President Donald J. Trump announces that the proposed tariffs against Denmark and other countries in Europe meant to go into effect on February 1, will no longer move forward, following a meeting today with NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte in which a framework was formed for a future deal regarding Greenland.
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