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@KeruboSk Hahaha it's been 3 years and I've just had a generational crash out. It's been part of the human condition since the dawns of time you gotta learn to harness it. Will let you know when I do

Be honest: have you ever gone through a hard time and then realized you don’t have any real friends?

@bleedutd @girlflopping They might have got diverted, what then

@katttmc @girlflopping for why? it’s a domestic flight

do u think the artemis astronauts got up and grabbed their carry on bags from the overhead compartment the moment they splashed down

A trip round the moon would heal me for real

Do the astronauts have to take their passports

@Zeeshyttt Live long enough to see people pass off a 10 yr old tweet as their own

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt..

@CahnEmily Dying for a fag and a piss

The Artemis crew must be feeling like when your plane lands but there’s no gate ready so you’re just stuck in your seat 😂

@AGretz Oceangate want a word

Re-entering the Earth's atmosphere inside a free-falling piece of metal has got to be one of the most terrifying things a human being can willingly do, yeah?

@Shrink_at_Large Yeah literally the same service that accepted me 2 years ago has told me trying to access that my needs are more complex than what they offered

Literally everyone I know is being deemed too high risk for NHS therapy services. Bollocks.

@AlAmeenAAmeenJr @TouchlineX He didn't say a fucking thing not stood on the right side of the issue you fucking aitwat

@TouchlineX Respect for speaking up It takes courage to address something so sensitive and to acknowledge how it comes across. Actions and intentions matter, and it’s clear you care deeply about standing on the right side of these issues. Hopefully people see that context over time.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Roberto De Zerbi responds to the Tottenham fans after backlash over Mason Greenwood support: "I have never wanted to downplay the issue of violence against women or violence against anyone more broadly." ‘In my life, I've always stood up for those who are more vulnerable, more fragile. I've consistently fought and taken a stand to be on the side of those who are most at risk." ‘Those of you who know me well will know that I'm not the kind of person who makes compromises to win more games or to win an extra title." ‘I'm sorry if I offended anyone's feelings with this subject matter - I have a daughter and I'm very sensitive to these things, and I always have been." ‘I hope that over time people will get to know me better and will understand that at that moment I didn't mean to take a stance."

@JoshuaDKaye_ Lost soul here would love a reading!

I said I was going to stop offering readings. Life decided to be an absurdist comedian and had other plans. The more I tried to pivot away, the more people came to me in the DMs asking for help with their charts. And I’m all about pattern recognition. At a certain point, you stop ignoring the pattern. So yes, I’m continuing to offer readings, though in a limited capacity. I care deeply about helping people, and right now it feels unwise to close that door completely. If you’ve been wanting a reading, now is a good time to ask.

@ick_real You never know you've hit rock bottom till after you've recovered. Recovery will make you insane but it will come if you want it. You might not be the same person. You will find joy again in something and it will be the making of a new life

To any who survived rock bottom… what’s one piece of advice you’d give a someone who feels like giving up right now?

I genuinely respect the moon’s refusal to be photographed on a phone. No one has a clear phone shot of it😂😭

@Jenniferarcuri Let's hope you don't use this lockdown to shag Boris Johnson again

They are going to use this war to lock everyone down again. Expect it.

@thefarmersheep Under no circumstance must U turn here

what does the “u” in “u-turn” means

@JoyceCarolOates abcnews.com/Blotter/story?…

what exactly was the "torture video"--?

@DavidLammy The Hague is not enough for you lot

@DavidLammy You've brazenly backed and armed a genocidal state, given unwavering support to a racist rapist pedophilic president and turned a blind eye to half the British state being bought by Israel, Russia and an international child sex trafficking ring. Absolutely fucking shameless

Keir Starmer won a massive mandate 18 months ago, for five years to deliver on Labour’s manifesto that we all stood on. We should let nothing distract us from our mission to change Britain and we support the Prime Minister in doing that.

@PolitlcsUK Ahh were about to be treated to the classic "under absolutely no circumstance am I resigning' to the resigning in disgrace pipeline!!

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning: “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”

None of these media trained squares with their carefully chosen words and gameplans. Give me unhinged. Give me blood. Give me levels of paranoia unseen since lockdown 2.0

They should do a traitors season specifically for the BPD ADHD bipolar mentally ill messy bitches. Now that would be absolute cinema