Kareem Aweet

“That’s not a Knife” 😂 “That’s a Knife” great line!

Top 5: Knuckle Sandwich Edition

BİR KADIN, EŞİNİN KENDİSİYLE VE TUTTUĞU BALIKLARLA ÇEKİLDİĞİ FOTOĞRAFLARI KARŞILAŞTIRDI.

They are literally using 140 year old machine guns to shoot down drones. I bet Hiram Maxim didn't have that on his bingo card in 1884 when he invented the world's first fully-automatic machine gun.

Just assassinated a ginormous spider with my sons old slingshot and my granddaughters Flintstone vitamin if anyone's looking for a bodyguard

Imagine explaining to your parents you passed because of Cheeto dust.

The rationale here is utterly insane. Judge Friedman is suggesting that setting conditions for access to certain Department of War facilities constitutes a First Amendment violation. So is the "press" entitled to just wander into the USSTRATCOM HQ and start copying down the nuclear codes? Moreover, who is "the press"? Everyone posting on X is "the press." Is it a First Amendment violation to deny all 100,000,000 American X posters unfettered access to the Pentagon? This judge should be impeached.

アメリカの友人達へ 今日、初めてブリスケットを食べた。 食べた瞬間、衝撃が走った。荒れ狂うタンパク質の暴風。圧倒的肉の嵐。ニューロンが焼き切れるような強烈なドーパミンが全身を駆け巡った。 一口食べるごとに農耕民族のDNAが書き換えられていく。

Damn

Waffle House recruits from Little Caesars.

In April of 2006, Navy Seal Michael Day was shot 28 times, but it didn't stop him. He was shot everywhere on his body but his head, and continued to fight with his Sig 9MM pistol even after the pistol grips and his thumb was shot off. With that handleless pistol he killed the three more remaining bad guys. He only walked to a Medevac helicopter when the job was done. Athletes shouldn't be revered as heroes, men like this should be. Yes, Mike survived.✝️🙏 God bless Michael Day! 🇺🇲

Man Watching Golf Realizes TV Has Been Paused For 20 Minutes buff.ly/KDRzmVo

Mega tugboat passed her tilt test at launch. 😅

There’s a reason defenders didn’t want anything to do with Larry Allen. That wasn’t just strength… that was freak-level power. Strongest in NFL history, and right there in the GOAT lineman conversation. Who you taking over him?

They ready to throw hands.

@ThoughtCrimes80 I love Honey Nut Cheerios. I bought the Kroger brand last week. Same taste, $3 less.

People are just going to start stealing it. There’s a breaking point to everything.

@ingelramdecoucy The Kurds would just steal the guns.

We need to figure out which group of chimps is anti-communist so we can supply them with guns and logistical support

Meet Zul Mohamed. He pleaded guily to 106 felony voter fraud charges for forging mail-in ballot applications. He’s now running for mayor in Carrollton, Texas and wants to be in charge of passing laws. CRAZY AS HELL