johnny segment
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johnny segment
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coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine
Harlem, NY Beigetreten Mayıs 2012
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That annoying substitute teacher from Abbott elementary
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gun to your head name a non-binary character
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You ever come back to your living space after being out all day and be like damn…. Forgot I left this place looking like this…..
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Sitting at the Fashion institute of technology and this guy came up to some girls and said do you want a flower and one of the girls answered in theory yes
She said something else after but I didn’t hear but she took the flower so technically she also wants a flower in practice
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@tommysonline This is all so funny LMFAO thank you for sharing this
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also funnily enough one of the lifeguards at this water park had nipple piercings and it was the first time i’d ever seen something like that and i looked at my sister and pointed at him like this 🫵🏾 and the lifeguard gently pushed my hand down like this
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michael jackson’s funeral was on my 11th birthday and my parents were so distraught, they almost forgot to take me to the water park and my dad got hurt on the first slide and by the time we got out of medical it started raining and i just fell to my knees and started crying and swore i would hate him forever but in the car ride home i heard human nature and forgave him instantly
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@TheWapplehouse Maybe he should have chosen a different doll for this video :/
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@PopCrave I am sorry but she looks so unbothered, speaks as though it's really nothing big.
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Because why would she be a bitch to a child LOL
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Chappell Roan responds to the controversy involving a security guard confronting a young fan.
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The film Robots, which I am viewing for the first time with my children tonight, begins with a completely out of pocked sex joke
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I know they it’s the point of the book but Carrie is really hard to get through
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