dan

the world isn't ready for me #TheGentlemanUnleashed

guy in this store wearing a shirt that says "everything i love is expensive, illegal, or asian" #ok

@eatingedibles this is making me wonder if your real name is like adolf or some shit now

No I don't want to share my name and photo. I want my name and photo to be whatever your little heart desires. I don't care if my name is Girl From Twitter in your phone you will not have my legal name unless you've known me for a minimum of 10 years

@tragickly @galacticdad

@galacticdad come on

@TheRamenDon vandalism

@Dansplainer someone put a duck on my old jeep once and I threw it away immediately

never met a rubber duckies on the dashboard person but I see their cars parked constantly

@QuinnFaerber I didn't even catch that I was too taken aback by everything else going on here

@Dansplainer Christina Applegate??

holy shit

@MostCrucified actual chudlette

it looks SO stupid

@leftistexe jacksonville

@Dansplainer WHERE IS THIS

would you pick up my call?

when i first watched jackass as a kid i thought weeman was the only little person i didn't know there were more

The layout of my house changes everytime I wake up but I just never question it

bed full of crumbs from all the big pieces of cake ive been eating in here and im gonna keep doing it idgaf #hungry

@oed3r03 #riversidetwt

@Dansplainer TL getting too local

I'm too unc for wrestling shows running to midnight let's be sensible and cut it to 11pm

i was a different person 10 years ago

@jamefaqs it's about time someone said it

i don’t fucking care

@JacenN7 shes an okada diehard

@Dansplainer She rooting for Okada or Takeshita?

she is watching wrestling

@fairyfountain the 5 million dollar chili was supposed to be a secret..

@Dansplainer wow i misread this as chili purposes when i liked the tweet and came here to be like hell yea brother beans or no beans 😯

i need a small loan of 5 million dollars for chill purposes