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@Dansplainer

i thoroughly enjoyed the movie when harry met sally

31/PA Katılım Temmuz 2008
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guy in this store wearing a shirt that says "everything i love is expensive, illegal, or asian" #ok
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@eatingedibles this is making me wonder if your real name is like adolf or some shit now
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girl named josh@eatingedibles·
No I don't want to share my name and photo. I want my name and photo to be whatever your little heart desires. I don't care if my name is Girl From Twitter in your phone you will not have my legal name unless you've known me for a minimum of 10 years
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@Dansplainer someone put a duck on my old jeep once and I threw it away immediately
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never met a rubber duckies on the dashboard person but I see their cars parked constantly
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@QuinnFaerber I didn't even catch that I was too taken aback by everything else going on here
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holy shit
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would you pick up my call?
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when i first watched jackass as a kid i thought weeman was the only little person i didn't know there were more
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128·
The layout of my house changes everytime I wake up but I just never question it
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bed full of crumbs from all the big pieces of cake ive been eating in here and im gonna keep doing it idgaf #hungry
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I'm too unc for wrestling shows running to midnight let's be sensible and cut it to 11pm
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i was a different person 10 years ago
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@jamefaqs it's about time someone said it
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@JacenN7 shes an okada diehard
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she is watching wrestling
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@fairyfountain the 5 million dollar chili was supposed to be a secret..
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@Dansplainer wow i misread this as chili purposes when i liked the tweet and came here to be like hell yea brother beans or no beans 😯
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i need a small loan of 5 million dollars for chill purposes
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