dan

the world isn't ready for me #TheGentlemanUnleashed

@babyfaintt also late to the obsession party we are sitting our asses down and learning tomorrow

@Dansplainer god I love discount tuesdays 🐰 I’m gonna go see Obsession cuz apparently I’m late to the party

what's the move for discount movie tuesday if i haven't seen anything lately

tried krystal and that's just white castle without the feature films no neil patrick harris

watching stuff on a shitty little TV is so much more ideal

movie time

I don't really know right now x.com/i/status/20471…

haven't had any playoff success since bryce started being peculiar on tiktok #takehisphoneaway x.com/i/status/20589…

@velodus I was thinking obsession and i love boosters, sadly don't think hokum is playing around here anymore

@Dansplainer I nominate Obsession which I thought was really good, but I liked Hokum too

guy in this store wearing a shirt that says "everything i love is expensive, illegal, or asian" #ok

@eatingedibles this is making me wonder if your real name is like adolf or some shit now

No I don't want to share my name and photo. I want my name and photo to be whatever your little heart desires. I don't care if my name is Girl From Twitter in your phone you will not have my legal name unless you've known me for a minimum of 10 years

@tragickly @galacticdad

@galacticdad come on

@TheRamenDon vandalism

@Dansplainer someone put a duck on my old jeep once and I threw it away immediately

never met a rubber duckies on the dashboard person but I see their cars parked constantly

@QuinnFaerber I didn't even catch that I was too taken aback by everything else going on here

@Dansplainer Christina Applegate??

holy shit

@MostCrucified actual chudlette

it looks SO stupid

@leftistexe jacksonville

@Dansplainer WHERE IS THIS

would you pick up my call?

when i first watched jackass as a kid i thought weeman was the only little person i didn't know there were more

The layout of my house changes everytime I wake up but I just never question it

bed full of crumbs from all the big pieces of cake ive been eating in here and im gonna keep doing it idgaf #hungry