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y'all can't even process how bad these girlies suck at directions, me sleep deprived roaming all over karachi for da last hr js to figure out WHY EVERY RIGHT WAS MEANT TO BE LEFT
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Just finished one piece, was about to sleep and suddenly sis hit me w a 'drop me at my friend's place for mehendi' warning right before I passed out… anyways gn
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@Alyhassan959 wah, itna soch kaise lete ho is age mai... raaz kiya hai is band dimag ka??
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@missaali122 @lastcache0 np, more info : they mostly speak in an accent and are unable to say ‘ڑ’ just like Indians cant say ‘J’
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uncles standing in paratha line, giving full ted talk like pata nahi hamey kiske gunahon ki saza mili ke aese hukmaran miley, i said 'uncle yeh jo ek line ko aap logon ne do line banayi hui hai na, pehle isko dekh lo, mulk ko dekhne ke liye abhi aapke pass 2 3 saal aur parey hai'
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@ahsainzz kiya jawab deta, pathan ne sabse pehle mujhe hi parathey de ke farigh kardiya
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@lastcache0 phir memoni gaali ka kya jawab dia
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@missaali122 yeh water tumne shak ki bina pe kharch kiya, warna meri di hui definition bhi haq aur sach thi
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@STHussain07 istg agar meri maa ne 'bhai k paise' bola hota to unko long drive pe leke jata with constant 120 km/h... kyunke unhe boht dr lagta (Ik it's for our best interest but insaan kisi haal mein khush nahi, bus wahi scene hai)
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@lastcache0 Naaah, it's in their nature. Even i tell my brother that i used his card but i am, somehow, more carefree with his card so whenever i am out shopping with her, she always keeps me in check k ab mjhe mera cash use karne do bhai k paise na kharch karo😭
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mom js mentioned she used my card for something she ordered and my overthinking ass sat there thinking she didn even need to, guess I failed somewhere
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@Ahsansalt but tbh sabse zyada maza bhi usi flavour ko khane mein aata 😭😭
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@missaali122 he's still at war with himself, caught in a sexual identity crisis
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