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my notifications rn

@AlezayUmer @tooslowballer @musketeerrxd @abayyarmusa @nooribaji @Jhanzeyb @SheikhSheroze @cookie7899 @potato_coush @Noorallyy @Rasikh___ @liilcutie24 @lameanddumbb @lil_crmudgeon @_hadiaaa_ @meemistaan kisse baaten kar rahi

@_Baba_jeee_ @tooslowballer @musketeerrxd @abayyarmusa @nooribaji @Jhanzeyb @SheikhSheroze @Lithiumion333 @cookie7899 @potato_coush @Noorallyy @Rasikh___ @liilcutie24 @lameanddumbb @lastcache0 @lil_crmudgeon @_hadiaaa_ @meemistaan Khud hi mention krdiya😇😭

dm me the @ of someone you think is beautiful inside and out and deserves the whole world or any admiration regarding em,i'll reply to this tweet with their @ but they won't know who it was,lez make someone's day,thou imma havin a bad day but lez put a smile on someone's face.!🌸

idk but yday i met an oldie and he was saying there's a dua before or during intimacy… maybe this perv was talking abt that

@ab4dullahx and my non oomfs

Instagram keep showing me my twitter oomfs as suggestions ??

@namrakakamra aur mujhe laga ur househelp was talking about me

My househelp said “yeh billa hai?” I said yes. She said “aapko darr nahi lagta yeh aap par moot dega? Yeh log moot dete haina?” Bruh what???????!!

@STHussain07 yup wahi wahi, but jam ke naam se hi khaya hai with chunks and us puri bottle mein milen ge bhi only 2 chunks jo dhoondh dhoondh ke mein hi kha jata tha 😭

@lastcache0 Keh sakte, yes. I usually eat homemade, tou woh nhi hota, but market wale hote. (ab itni physics par ghor nhi kia kabhi😭)

Marmalade aur halway jesi chezoun k shoq sirf tab tak ache lagte jab tak Amma banati hain, khud banane khare ho tou sheeray ki do dhaaren check karte karte apni saari parhayi yaad aajati aur kitaaben door se beth kar judge karti hain

@holly_Yapper u can't fck all us all

Half the people i know kiss so much ass just to keep someone around. I'm not about that. fuck all y'all

@lyshbishh i get u but what's the correlation between grammar and gpa? unless ur major is literature

my uni mates who dont even know basic grammar somehow always end up with a 4 gpa and it pisses me off so much ffs

@Zohadtweets1 Happy birthday zohad bhai

understood. what's your price range ?

@waltzingflames nooo 😭😭

@lastcache0 this is extremely crazy but we are 3 siblings and hum teeno ki bhi AKU ki ek hi gynaecologist ne ki thi 😭😭😭

whoever at Aga Khan Hospital Karachi keeps viewing my LinkedIn, PLEASE hire me 😔

@STHussain07 and marmalade is kinda denser than jam?

@lastcache0 Nhi, Jam is without chunks and sweeter than marmalade.

@STHussain07 to yeh chunks to normal jam mein bhi to hote? nahi?

@lastcache0 Try itttt. maze k lagte chunks 🤌 Orange marmalade try karke dekhen Mitchels waghera ka.

@waltzingflames ya just asked mom to check on her gynecologist from aga khan, hum teeno bhai bhen ki unho ne hi delivery ki hai.. see if she's alive or not

@lastcache0 chalo meri sifarish karwao

this is how I wanna be cuddled rn

@lastcache0 It's like jam but with fruit chunks in it

@waltzingflames Ikr

@lastcache0 tum tou hamesha se mujh se nafrat karte ho

@Mi_Na_Hell Chinese

If you get a chance to learn one language, which one would it be?

@Anasenpaiiii ?

Aesthetic to hai yaar😭😭😭

@ahsainzz Ok

I promise I’ll change. I’ll grow. I’ll be better. I don’t deserve you, but I love you. Please when I go to college move with me, marry me, Have my babies.