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@TheFestiveOwl LOVED it!

Justin Bieber currently has a laptop set up on the Coachella main stage, pulling up his own YouTube videos and basically karaokeing whatever comes to mind from his searches. No setlist — just whatever he finds on YouTube. A few videos have even had to buffer. 😂 Honestly…kind of incredible to watch.

Bieber memeing himself at his laptop on stage and doing a PowerPoint karaoke concert tonight was just what I needed. #bieberchella

@diegopavia02 Keep shooting for the stars @diegopavia02!

Every Student is tremendously smart here at Vanderbilt, and I feel lucky to have studied at such a prestigious University. I think Chancellor Diermeier is doing an awesome job with academics and sports. One thing I do wish, is that I had enough time to talk to every student because there is something to learn from all these bright minds! And I would like to encourage everyone at Vandy to keep shooting for the stars! I Love You Vandy Students ❤️

@tnick_5 @LockedOnVandy King of the 3 pointer!

Not the way we wanted to end it, but through all the ups and downs and love and hate, this been the most fun year of my life. Thank you Vanderbilt 💙

@dtovitz Agreed.

Sports are cruel.

@JoBarrow @meetgranola Cannot see it on my app. desktop nor iPhone app.

how do you get AI to celebrate someone's year without psychoanalysing them, glazing them, or accidentally reminding them of the worst parts of it? I wrote about writing the prompts for @meetgranola Crunched 2025 granola.ai/blog/how-we-wr…

@meetgranola I have the app and cannot find this anywhere - desktop or iphone.

Your 2025. Crunched. See yours now in the Granola app.

@dtovitz @VandyOnSI 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

“I’m so proud of him," Jacob Humphrey told @VandyOnSI. "One of my best friends is going to win [the Heisman].” Will Humphrey's declaration be correct? With less than 20 minutes until the announcement, read about a big reason why Pavia's made it to NY: si.com/college/vander…

@stoolpresidente Should be Vandy!

Unless committee takes Bama and BYU which they obviously won’t somebody is getting screwed because it will be inconsistent logic. If they go just eye test + who makes best games it’s ND and Vandy. But I think it will be ND and Miami. It should be BYU and Bama fairness wise

@dtovitz 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

@michaeljburry @grok explain this to me

“But it’s Baidu” 2021:Useful life 4->5 years for servers 2024: Useful life 5->6 years for servers Took a RMB 16.2 billion impairment on RMB 30.1B net PPE. (over 50%) Had RMB 8-11 billion cap ex each of last 4 years, and Depreciation RMB 6.8 billion in 2024 In 2024, net income rose over 50% as a result of the useful life change.

@thezoegasell It’s a great time to be a commodore!

I am so, so pumped to share that I am the new Director of Marketing for Vanderbilt Athletics!! Go ‘Dores! #AnchorDown ⭐️ #ItJustMeansMore

Powerpocalypse (noun) /ˌpaʊərˈpɑːkəˌlɪps/ Definition: That doomsday-level panic when your phone flashes 1%, you’re miles from a charger, and every life choice suddenly feels questionable.

@dtovitz Same as our living room!

It sounds like a real SEC environment inside of FirstBank Stadium right now.

@CollegeGameDay @ESPNMcGee @dtovitz

A century ago, the story of southern football was written by Vanderbilt. Literally. (via @ESPNMcGee)

@juliashrek After the birth of my first child, my mom came prepared to “help” with a Manila folder full of Weight Watchers recipes!

Almost made it through an entire weekend with my parents without wanting to throw myself into traffic but while driving them to the airport this morning, my mom hits me with the “so do you plan on losing weight for your sister’s wedding?” buzzer beater.

Happy hour is the new earlybird special.

@SportsWatcherGG @CC_StormWatch The students are now in the basement.

@lauralaser @CC_StormWatch Can hear sirens outside, pretty sure gotta get low. Also got a warning from NWS

This supercell has had a #tornado on the ground for much of the last couple of hours. If it holds up, it will enter the #Nashville metro in the next hour or so. Be ready to wake up anyone you may know there. #TNwx

@SportsWatcherGG @CC_StormWatch Vandy sent out a text "The Tornado Warning has expired for the Vanderbilt area" but local news says the tornado is headed towards Nashville. Confused.

@CC_StormWatch Is this reasonably likely? Vanderbilt University isn't saying much to students.

For more than a decade, Ford executive Mike O’Brien kept track of every mixed metaphor and malaprop uttered at work. Nobody was spared. Except the guy who beat the dead horse to death. wsj.com/lifestyle/ford…