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@goatcel Yes, she's under a pile of blankets next to me right now.

@leemytime you're MARRIED???

is it strange for an adult man to go to a children's farm (full of children) to see the farm animals without any children of his own?

camuflaje perfecto

@goatcel My first date with my wife was a trip to the zoo :3

@leemytime (ok but seriously i might do that first one lol)

@goatcel You gotta either take a date with or borrow someone's kid.

@leemytime not to be one of those people, and ofc children deserve to have spaces for children, but it really is a bit silly how petting animals = for children only in some people's minds, isn't it?

@goatcel I get ya. (I was looking up if there's anywhere I could go to pet a lemur. There's a place only 20 minutes away but it's mostly a children's petting zoo type farm)

@leemytime yeah but still it feels very strange. like in my mind i have to mentally calculate it to make sure i go on at an odd hour on a school day just to avoid as many children as i can so i don't look like a weirdo (or even worse, a diddy disciple)

@s2deepblue They need a brushing! Or are they just old?

夜叉くん！ #到津の森公園 #ワオキツネザル

@dtnols jezebel.com/inside-the-rai…

@leemytime wait what?! what she do?!

only the real ones remember

@dtnols Let me look it up, but what I recall was that she was an awful tyrant of a boss.

アニタッチみなとみらい🐵️ こちらも💦️ そらくんの八重歯にキュンとしました😍️

好きなことだけしてたい

アニタッチみなとみらい🐵️ そらくんの垂れ耳が大好き🥰️

@dtnols Bnuy!

🐰👑

@JerichotheWolf S as in sea, T as in tsunami, E as in eye

I hate when people (especially foreigners) don't know how to use a phonetic alphabet. I'm not saying you need to know the military one, but you need to either say something like "Car Sam" or "C as in Car, S as in Sam".

@dtnols Go out there and EXTRACT it.

i can’t wait for my birthday so i can get free money in these trying times

@kwawakari @GavintheAnimal

@GavintheAnimal shockingly accurate

southernriverotter.github.io/twitter-analyz… Fennec magic