twi++er is dead

Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.

@dash_eats I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be taking from this photo that people keep posting. That he’s black and she’s white? What’s supposed to be compelling about it?

I’m not sure if the White House shooting was staged but I don’t understand how that guy could fail so spectacularly after firing 6 shots if he had a clear line of sight to the president. The only person shot was the secret service guy in his vest.

@RetroNewsNow Couldn’t make it in a post-grunge world

📺The series finale of 'Who's the Boss?' aired 34 years ago, April 25, 1992, on ABC

@AnnCoulter Obviously he saw that it would be foiled

Why didn't the mentalist see this coming?

@MarioNawfal I guess the president just needs to have the national guard with him any time he’s traveling. Not exactly a good statement on the unity of the country

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING MAJOR UPDATE: Full picture emerging from the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting... -Suspect assembled a "long" weapon in a lightly monitored area near the terrace-level entrance, according to a volunteer witness -The room had bar carts being stored and "no security" at the time -Witness Helen Mabus said the gun "didn't look like a typical gun" and was assembled from a bag -Gunman then rushed toward the stairs leading down to the ballroom -Opened fire in multiple directions, witness estimates "at least 10 shots" -A law enforcement officer was struck, hit in the vest, condition unclear -One person in custody, Trump and Melania safe Secret Service and Metro Police actively investigating The fact that someone could assemble a long gun from a bag inside the venue, in a room with no security, before charging the ballroom is a massive security failure that's going to define every conversation tomorrow. Source: CNN

There’s a reason it’s called the White House. We will never have a black president.

Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises. Much pain but still time. Believe. There is good out there. We oppose deception. Conduit closing…

@Jokeland4 I have the first part nailed

Having a fear of everything is a good thing when you live to live life dangerously.

@GodCloseMyEyes I just looked him up. His precognitive dreams book looks interesting

the guy who was the bass guitarist in blondie became a writer on mysticism and the occult and wrote a whole book on how trump became president through the manipulation of chaos magick

I’ve had a really sad life. I like looking at other people and seeing that they’re happy because it somehow makes me think we’re all connected and that my suffering isn’t pointless

Imagine looking forward to something

This is the guy that was Ron Howard’s brother. Still is I guess

Why do people hate Sam Altman?

I started reading a David icke book just to check it out. I wanted to have an indulging attitude toward what he said but it just didn’t work for me. Too many claims that just don’t make sense

@NJBeisner Well if you want him to then that’s what should happen

I feel like he thinks he’s going to prison. Looks like he’s spiraling. This entire hour-plus “interview” (if one can call it that) was him spiraling. And his trademark humor was absent.

@Kneon Who’s the high level employee he’s talking about?

Toldja. X is getting worse.

God is an old man with a beard sitting on a cloud

I figured this out after seeing the full-size image. I think the part that looks like her upper legs is actually her bosom, and it’s just a weird angle that goes straight down until you see her skirt

why is the woman pulling down her skirt? also why does it say "by waldemar von kazak" but has the signature "Bog" at the bottom?

@clernck You’ll never make it