I am Groot

@soodsneha95 @avgphoenixguy And I thought 29-30 saal ka hoga after reading his tweet. Abhi toh jawani padi hai bhai.

@avgphoenixguy Lahoti bhai, you're only 22, unc. Chill. You'll figure it out and things will work out.

bhenchod kya jeevan jiya hai sala, na to pyaar dhundh paaya, na hi kayi logo ke jaise playboy ban paaya. 3 saal JEE mai barbaad kardiye aur ab 5 saal iss dual degree mai. career jhant barabar nahi bana, itni mehnat kari padhai karne mai, fir bhi wahi khade hai. stock market ki maa chud rakhi hai shortlist hota hu toh interview mai reject hojaata hu, intern lag nahi rhi hai, body banani hai toh time mil nahi rha bhenchod karu toh karu kya.

@peace_78vi @_kumbhkaran Apni maa ka mms bhjde bsdk. Google karle baaki. Aur maa nahi chodni mjhe teri.. tu chutiya hai aur rahega. Bsdk basic google nhi ho rha tere se iss se pta chlta hai kitna bada gadhe ka aand hai tu... Maa chuda ab

@letsplaybeach @_kumbhkaran Aisa doosra paper rahul gandhi ya tere naam se chahiye? Bol abhi draft behj dunga Link me genuine dunga

There are two scenarios: Either the allegations are correct or baseless. If she had any proof of anything, then she must present it in public. Without proofs, it is only ranting. But if she is wrong, then strict actions must be taken against her. She is defaming the highest post of the country without any proof. Throwing allegations like RS seat or anything else won't affect her because she is very ready for this. Not only her, Swamy too must be booked under strong BNS sections for putting baseless facts and allegations. If no actions are taken, this means there is something we will never know! Let's wait and see how this ends;🙂🙂

@Sachingupta Main itna aalsi hu ki itni lambi mein lagne ki jagah public transport use karna prefer karuga

सबसे पीछे वाले का नंबर आते–आते तेल खत्म हो जाएगा !! 📍मेहरपुर, बांग्लादेश

@NewsArenaIndia 52k approx pension khaa raha tha mahine ki free ki. Gazab hai

Meerut News - For 7 years, son used dead mother to withdraw her penison. ₹44 lakh collected in 7 years.

@GenericIPguy Always a jat

Name of the person who drove over the lade: Monish Chaudhry

@Alex_xo00 And you were absolutely right

@letsplaybeach lol the re’s no way that she beat 2 top 10 black womens

there's no way Muchova is losing to the double fault machine Gauff.

@loztxfiles yeah. muchova was good against mboko. she is brain dead against gauff completely

@letsplaybeach Told ya lol

@subhavsamarth @Wakeupbuddy1 @thattallboy987 wow. this fcuks my brain so hard. I need to Google a lot about this.

@Wakeupbuddy1 @thattallboy987 It is not advantage. It is actually usage (no use). They could not see due to water type of himalayan rivers and thus, with evolution, their eyesight was lost.

> All Dolphins in Ganga are permanently blind. > Ganga dolphins can survive only in Ganga water. No other water body be it any river, lake, pond or sea can they survive in.

@HereToTroll72 @topgun_mav11 Ok as you say your highness

@letsplaybeach @topgun_mav11 Opener should use powerplay especially nowadays teams have batting till 8 in international for me 30/160 is better than 40/140 as opener

For no middle order teams, Gill is doing excellent. He scored 900 runs @ 158 not 800 runs @ 140

@loztxfiles Today is the day it starts changing.

@letsplaybeach 5-0

@topgun_mav11 @overcover06 As captain? It's the third season I guess Hardik left after 2 with GT

@letsplaybeach @overcover06 And this was his first year.

@HereToTroll72 @topgun_mav11 No career IPL strike rate.

@letsplaybeach @topgun_mav11 Is it powerplay strike rate??

@HereToTroll72 @topgun_mav11 ishan SR 137 ruturaj 137 samson 139 tilak 144 gill 139 Shreyas 133 Jaiswal 152 now i don't see much difference between them except Jaiswal whose sample size is half of Gill, Shreyas, ishan and samson. everyone is not Abhishek Sharma bro.

@topgun_mav11 140 is too low especially in today's world

@overcover06 @topgun_mav11 I don't think nehra listens very much to him or anyone else. nehra mjhe sehwag ki category ka hi lagta hai jo apne se jyada kisi ko nhi maanta

@topgun_mav11 Not really One player carrying his team even with moderate strike rate get more exposure Agar sab players acche honge toh same player will look like an statpadder eg. Rahul

@aravindhab06 @zindahoonyaar @Iam_Rohit_G Okay. got your point

@letsplaybeach @zindahoonyaar @Iam_Rohit_G Most of things that are happening in India is corrupted in some form. So there will be corruption in this one as well no doubt. I'm just pointing out that India Cements only bidding to Chennai is convincing atleast to my eye. Inside jobs are normal with bidding process in India

Even a Blind Person can tell that Lalit Modi leaked the Bid to some owners before the auctions in 2008. Vijay Mallya Bid : 111.6 for Mumbai, Delhi and Bangalore Ambani's Bid : 111.9 for Mumbai Indians and below 100 Crore for other teams. Lalit Modi has been a Chor since IPL started!!

@Dear_Men_Life @NEMESIS44980705 @UniofOxford you really need to see a doctor it's blatant lies you are spreading. masturbation is good and healthy for the body. In fact stress does more harm to sperm quality. so just chill and masturbate so hard that life starts to look like heaven

@NEMESIS44980705 @UniofOxford Genes matters 60%. Rest it depends on how you live your life. Regular masturbation decreases sperm count and testosterone to very low level, Making men lethargic, unhappy, lonely, unproductive and Manly. Take my Advice as your big vro.

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@peace_78vi @_kumbhkaran le gaand ke andhe.pdhle.. link bhi daal rha hu sanjeev.sabhlokcity.com/Misc/Modi-snoo…

@letsplaybeach @_kumbhkaran अच्छा और ये सब आपसे पूछ कर बता कर और आज्ञा ले कर किया होगा ज्ञानी जी?

@likith_tweet @Iam_Rohit_G yeah, I read it first horizontally x.com/i/status/20371…

@letsplaybeach @Iam_Rohit_G 5 teams have done

@aravindhab06 @zindahoonyaar @Iam_Rohit_G bro, all bids are fishy. you can't be this blind. it's so obvious 6-7 owners were pre decided..it was all about the amount in the end.

@letsplaybeach @zindahoonyaar @Iam_Rohit_G India Cements literally has a Division 1 team in TN. Most of the top tier players would play for them. They obviously wanted nothing but Chennai, so they bid only for Chennai. All their operations was based out of Chennai as well.