Anton Voorhees 🔻 Dumb/Ho

What's the time? New highlight reel time. Thank you @StumpManFTF

The Pacific Northwest Championship will hang high above the ring as six of the most dangerous competitors in professional wrestling collide in a Ladder Match at MONUMENTAL III. No pinfalls. No submissions. Just six competitors willing to risk everything for the PNW Championship.

Mornin song

ON THE 3RD I FIGHT IN BEST OF 3 AGAINST you @b3cca4ever, WITH AN E

TUESDAY THE 24TH WATCH ON @Triller_TV ! trillertv.com/watch/hoodslam…

EKPYROTICA From the ancient Greek word ekpyrosis (ἐκπύρωσις "conflagration")-a cosmological model in which the universe is caught in an eternal cycle of fiery birth, cooling and rebirth In another world it would be our anniversary 4/3 doors 7:30ish show 8-11ish eventbrite, 21+

Being the worst is one of the things I'm best at!

SH3IKAH INVITES REGULAR ROB TO JOIN THE CHURCH One of the last survivors of his world, Galactic Rob sacrificed his bigness to restore the friend he carried in his heart from a reality at its end. Now, hes just a Regular Rob, trying to make his way in #SlamTown.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@DillonMcQueen Apparently I am the Mjölnir of kissing so, the world may never know

@link2futureftf Hopefully not a worst kisser because I can’t imagine that

What would happen if you try to kiss me but are unworthy 🤭

@DillonMcQueen I was only worse then

@link2futureftf Key word “WAS”

@fayejackson419 What's an ass salad and where does one order it?

I ordered a bomb ass salad. Just to drop it on the floor. NOBODY TALK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We need you kink lords and leather mamis and caged daddies and furry butch grandmothers we need you all to come form a powerhouse gay coalition of revolution and watch sexy wrestling

@link2futureftf @GrandPOOBear My Face!!

Dont give me a moment. Kaizo Block in honor of @GrandPOOBear @MiaGarcia25

If people copy your ideas, it means they have run out of their own. Take joy and let them copy them all because you, blessed child, have never run out of ideas. Be thankful your mind has infinite power!

Rung by rung. Again and again

SATURDAY #WASHINGTON CLIMB THE LADDER GET A LITTLE BIT HIGHER

SlamTown Tuesday!

TOMORROW WE SLAM IN THE TOWN #SLAMTOWN