Danny Jelinek

Wow. It’s nice to see some positive news related to the WGA strike.

RT this if you want to see Paul T Goldman host SNL #PTG4SNL @jwoliner

Not sure what to do with this but I thought of some sequels to Get Him To the Greek Whisk Him to the Wiltern Transfer Him to the Troubadour Shelp Him to the Shrine Escort Him to the Echoplex Corral Him to Crypto Dot Com Arena Wrangle Him to Wrigley (this one's set in Chicago)

you know, an optimist sees a dishwasher as half empty

just once i want halloween to fall on a friday the 13th

@buddanthonydiaz @szyjake

I know they say don’t meet your heroes but Im desperately trying to locate the person who voiced the “guhdoosh” from the Funny or Die intro.

Sounds food see you there

fav line from Mank: “If you were the writer of Citizen Kane, you would have WRITTEN Citizen Kane.”

Is watermelon nature's pizza or nature's pie?

Tapatio but in the Cholula bottle

One day I’m going to put a cookie down for a bet on a Vegas blackjack table

“The cheese stands alone” -Farmer In The Dell

Does BevMo sell milk?

Groundhogs Day 2: Ryer’s Son

Whenever I’m flying, and the plane goes through the clouds, and you can see all the amazing details of those things up close, I think “wow these graphics are amazing.”

Bet you didn’t know this but funny or die had a weather app at some point @FOD_Weather

Did kids really used to wear propeller hats?

Who’s better Oasis or Drive Shaft?

When you google in a dream you’re googling your brain

I love any product that describes itself as “restaurant style”