Local Cryptid

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Local Cryptid

@localcryptidyt

The monster under your bed thinks you're cute. He/Him. Most of my followers are probably bots.

Tesco Car Park @ 3am Beigetreten Nisan 2009

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Seagull (Jacob) ✡️ Dragon Man Stan Account@Seagull_Comics·23 Oca

Reminder of what Jack Kirby thought was the best way to handle nazis

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Local Cryptid@localcryptidyt·19 Ara

@FrankieWard

GIF

QME

Frankie Ward@FrankieWard·19 Ara

But she wears a 12

Cardi B@iamcardib

I didn’t… but I AM pretty face, pretty frame , little feet, smell good, never got a odor even when it’s that time of the month, got that grippy, street smart, a hustler, rich AF, A God fearing woman… Baby I can upgrade a man life AND buy yours!! A perfect 10

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Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters·14 Ara

Unfortunate, but necessary information

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Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters·3 Ara

2024 took this picture

Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters

Welp, this just messed up my whole day so; ENJOI

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November@postoctobrist·11 Kas

between Conclave and The Young Pope it is clear that if the church ever got chill on social issues it would be racking up counter-reformation numbers

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After Inc. - What happens after Plague Inc.?@NdemicCreations·22 Eki

Official Plague Inc. Statement - we fully support the building of a new international airport in Greenland. #plagueinc

BBC News (World)@BBCWorld

In from the cold: New airports set to open up Greenland bbc.in/3Nx0oUU

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angie 🌙@FoundNotSaved·16 Eki

This is THE best description of Halsey honestly

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Havoc@Havoc_Six·15 Eki

Ea-Nasir strikes again. He is eternal.

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Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote·30 Eyl

NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/

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Local Cryptid@localcryptidyt·26 Eyl

@outstarwalker Is this one of those great times I’m supposed to be threatened with?

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outstar 🧛 professional vampire simp@outstarwalker·26 Eyl

brb showing this to my husband

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Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters·24 Eyl

The BBC has made its sound effect library public! sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk

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Local Cryptid@localcryptidyt·15 Eyl

@outstarwalker Relatable

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outstar 🧛 professional vampire simp@outstarwalker·15 Eyl

mood

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Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters·14 Eyl

This...this is the content

Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker

they're stealing the geese in Ohio. don't believe me? take a gander for yourself

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Fearghas Kelly@FearghasKelly·11 Eyl

I better go superviral for this...

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John Frankensteiner@JFrankensteiner·12 Eyl

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

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Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·8 Eyl

Revenge served cold

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Paul Tassi@PaulTassi·5 Eyl

half this industry

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Double Chorus ⧖@thedoublechorus·31 Ağu

Personally, I would nationalise Ticketmaster and Live Nation without blinking.

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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused·26 Ağu

We overcorrected with the literary fuckboy stuff…we need to lead the young men out of Andrew Tate and back into Ernest Hemingway and David Foster Wallace and we need to do this immediately

Rachel Lapides@rachellapides

The undergrad creative writing class I’m teaching has 19 girls and 1 boy

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