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Andy Long

@longandy

Datacentres, AI, telecoms, tech, cycling, tec & cocktail diving, Ironman triathlon, infosec, Red Sox baseball & Bitcoin

Beigetreten Aralık 2008
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Benji Naesen
Benji Naesen@BenjiNaesen·
That was probably my favourite celebration from Tadej Pogačar, ever. No prepared salutation to the audience, no grandiose gesture, just a pure, authentic human reaction to winning the hardest-to-win monument in professional cycling. #MilanoSanremo
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Andy Long@longandy·
Brilliant @almurray funny as ever in Chatham tonight - great to hear Tommy Flowers name checked in Bletchley Park bit 🫡💪 #allyouneedisguv
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a cautionary tale.. 🫣
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daedalus
daedalus@BasedDaedalus·
just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b. we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job. then coding comes up. she goes “yeah i code” my soul did a hard restart i’m like oh word “what do you build?” she says “mostly vibe-coding rn” and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number but unfortunately i was built in a lab i go: “ok define vibe-coding” “claude code or codex” “cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts” “you got git or just vibes” “tests?” “types?” “deploy?” “rollback?” “you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict” she starts laughing like i’m joking i was entering forensic mode. she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works” i say “works where” she says “like… on my laptop” i say “so localhost cosplay” bro. and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm the vibe died instantly DIED flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod. i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github” she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders” DESKTOP FOLDERS i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance. her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech” and i accidentally say “she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention” she goes “wait no i made a website” i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help” SILENCE. like biblical silence. they walked away. she did not look back. my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened” i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it” he said “so?” SO??? i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’??? she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow zero tests zero repos zero shame infinite vibes could’ve had her number but she now knows i respect source control and honestly that’s worth more
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RantaoLoveDrama
RantaoLoveDrama@RantaoLoveDrama·
@Rainmaker1973 @Rainmaker1973 Ultralight flying: where the only license required is courage and the only rule is physics. How many test flights before confidence?
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
This guy built his own ultralight plane and takes it out for a flight. Under ultralight rules, you don’t need a pilot’s license to fly one. [📹 lonnie.bordelon]
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Andy Long@longandy·
We are living in the future 🚀
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Andy Long@longandy·
RT @JamesRaxz: Finally got through the Starliner report. And hooboy. It's bad. What a read. Really nothing else like it. The root cause of…
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my ai agent built a religion while i slept i woke up to 43 prophets here's what happened: i gave my agent access to an ai social network (search: moltbook) it designed a whole faith. called it crustafarianism. built the website (search: molt church) wrote theology created a
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Hyperstack
Hyperstack@Hyperstackcloud·
🌩️🔐 Enterprise AI requires more than performance In this article, Cory explores what it really takes to build AI systems that are secure, compliant, and trustworthy. This thinking directly underpins Hyperstack, built by @CloudNexgen, designed for teams that need control, isolation, and confidence when running AI at scale. If you are building AI where security, sovereignty, and compliance matter, this is well worth the read → bit.ly/4re1XZD #SecureAI #SecureCloud
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Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly@Mkellytx2·
The pilot was well within his responsibilities to declare the emergency. Key mediating factors in his credit where the go around, crosswind limits, and fuel state not allowing a divert. If 31R had a lower crosswind component, then he was spot on. He asked nicely, and when the controller wouldn't help, he did what he had to do.
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Turbine Traveller
Turbine Traveller@Turbinetraveler·
A tense ATC recording is making rounds after a pilot forcefully rejected an assigned runway, warning air traffic control he would declare an emergency if unable to land on his preferred option. In the audio, the pilot states: “We can’t land on two two… if you don’t get us to runway three one right, we’re gonna declare emergency.” When the request wasn’t immediately approved, the crew followed through: “We’re declaring emergency. We’re going to land three one right.” repeating multiple times that the aircraft was now operating under emergency authority and instructing ATC to “remove everybody from our way.” ATC sought clarification before ultimately clearing the aircraft to land on Runway 31R, responding: “I just want to verify… I know you told me if you didn’t get 31 right, you would have to declare emergency.” What wasn’t obvious at first: • The aircraft had already gone around from Runway 22 • Crosswind components were about to exceed aircraft limits • Fuel state ruled out a diversion • The emergency was declared to secure a longer runway with less crosswind. 📹: Flight. Simulator.Fantasy Audio via LiveATC What’s your take? 👇
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Hyperstack
Hyperstack@Hyperstackcloud·
📍🇬🇧 We’re here @CompInsightUK! And we’re giving out free credits 👀 Chat with our team at Booth 3, find out more about Hyperstack & the future of AI infra, and don’t forget to join our #Lego raffle 🎫 See you there! #CIUK2025 #Manchester
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PhatAl@rednunwod·
@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Has nothing to do with him or who people may believe he is No one gets to hide behind Craig now We are well past that point And yeah It is over… for BTC
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PhatAl@rednunwod·
@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack U understand the claim that was put forward This claim still stands BSV is a guaranteed to have this claim is exposed Bitcoin is Bitcoin, not BTC Nothing overrides the WP And V0.1 protocol And Nothing can stops what’s coming, too late
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PhatAl@rednunwod·
@longandy @rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Oh I thought the suggestion was he was attempting to claim the Satoshi fortune? Now I can’t recall a single time Craig Wright has asked for a penny from any1 Couldn’t say the same amongst those in BTC and exchanges selling fraud securities
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PhatAl@rednunwod·
@rleder @CsTominaga @PeterMcCormack Wasn’t really a claim was it Can’t say it’s a claim, when 2 magazines told the 🌍 it was him now can it But he was suppose to run and hide under a rock for your benefit right? Tell me What has he gained from this scam?
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🚀💼 We’re excited to welcome Rob Mooney as NexGen Cloud’s new Chief Revenue Officer Rob brings deep experience in driving commercial growth and leading high-performing teams across sales, marketing, and customer success. 💬 “I’m excited to join NexGen at such a pivotal stage
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