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Mamuzo
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Still won’t be coming in any babe that’s not my wife. Too risky.
With all My Love, Stephanie🦋@Stepharny1
If you still cannot calculate your Safe and unsafe days or your ovulation days, come to the front and save this video. It’s well detailed and straight to the point. Men you are invited too.
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If you smoke, you’ll look older than your age, you’ll be sickly, you’ll have bad breath, you’ll be nicotine dependent and your risk of lungs cancer and associated diseases increases. Plus as a smoker, your social currency greatly reduces. People see you as a joke.
Amarachi@amarachi84rj
If you're not a smoker. I pity u.
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Madame Joyce fell off, we will listen to Chidera now.
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆@OneJoblessBoy
“Somebody that works hard for their money is not going to be popping bottles in the club.” — Madame Joyce
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Funny how Nigerians girl in the UK desire high school chemistry between them & the men they meet despite being 28.
They talk to you & one week later tell you they aren’t feeling the vibe or no click. You are 28, you can’t get that anymore. You have to build feelings over time.
Janesdiary✍️@janetfunmi
Relationships abroad is so difficult, especially in UK. You guys need to be calming down
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Had someone like this in uniben. It was such an exciting time with her. Later on I found out that she’s now a Twitter feminist. Damn the boy who turned her so. She was special.
HIAMHIGH@hi_amhigh
pretty girls smoke weed ❤️😌🍃
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@shredwithQpid lol. You don’t stay in deficit when having parties. It’s once in a long while thing. Eat and be merry and forget about the calories
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This weekend btw….Walking into a Nigerian party trying to stay in your deficit is a spiritual warfare. Jollof rice. Small chops. Puff puff. Drinks. Cake. Overwhelming temptation 😭.
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I met a girl like this in London, 23, Dominican & very pretty with a body that girls pay millions for. We would do crazy things except drugs & had a few holidays together abroad. I had to leave early cos I know if I continued I’d be well deep in trouble. But I had an amazing time
Lord mRija_ton@Billyonairre1
One of my pals dated a babe like this and she dragged him to the deepest, darkest abyss, on a path littered with intoxication, partying, raw sex at the back of the Uber XLs, reckless spending, deep sharing of traumas and bad habits. He literally discovered he's fucked up, has trauma and fears, needs therapy, must cut off his friends (me included) and must rebuild his life afresh. 😭
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Mamuzo retweetet
You can earn £28k–£35k in the UK 🇬🇧 and still feel like you’re surviving, not living.
Let’s be honest.
Rent: £900–£1,400 (one bed, nothing fancy)
Council tax: £120–£200
Energy: unpredictable- let’s say 150 for gas and electricity.
Transport: quietly draining you daily- bus fare increases every year.
Food: rising every single month- even Aldi is getting expensive and Tesco is not getting cheap.
Before the month even starts… your salary is already gone.
Then they ask:
“Why are our people relying on benefits?”
Because the maths stopped making sense.
Working full-time used to mean stability.
Now it means exhaustion with no progress.
You save £200? Something breaks.
You plan ahead? Rent goes up.
You pick extra shifts? Tax eats the difference.
And slowly… people check out.
Not because they’re lazy.
Because the reward for working doesn’t match the cost of living anymore.
Imagine:
You wake up 6am
12-hour shift
Come home drained
And your account balance still looks like you didn’t move.
At some point, people start asking:
“What exactly am I working for?”
That’s when the system quietly loses people.
• You’re paying pension you may never enjoy.
• You’re paying tax into a system you barely feel.
• You’re told to “budget better” while prices keep climbing.
Meanwhile, rent keeps rising like it’s on steroids.
Housing is the biggest issue nobody wants to fix.
Because once rent takes over half your income…,
everything else becomes survival.
So no, I do not believe that people living in the UK 🇬🇧 suddenly become lazy.
They just realised:
Working non-stop and still being broke
is a different kind of poverty.
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You can’t tax petrol and diesel cars to promote EVs when there’s very bad power supply. The UK despite having stable electricity has his EV market heavily dependent on support from its major employers like NHS, Civil Service and the likes. Nigeria jumps ahead of itself a lot.
Bloomberg@business
Nigeria is imposing a new levy on buyers of heavy-engine vehicles, including SUVs and trucks, to price pollution, encourage EV adoption and boost tax revenue bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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My ankle is not the greatest which was gotten from prolonged football kicks and bad pitches. I don’t do runs outside cos anytime I do it, my feet hurts as hell. So the treadmill is perfect for me.
Tife@whoistife_x
get off your treadmill and do IRL runs. it’s totally different.
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@BelovedDauta Probably because the physical meeting is usually the next step after talking and testing over the phone.
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@mamuzoadums Why are u people going on dates with women who don't like u?
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If you are a guy, go for that shift. The girls will tell you after the date that they didn’t feel your vibe & didn’t connect. By then you would have wasted 120 pounds & 3 hours because you spent 45 mins waiting for her to arrive for the date. Better give the money to Bet365.
AHMADINHO 🇳🇬🇬🇧@dinho_1545
Honest question Why do people in the UK 🇬🇧 prefer to go for shift rather than Date night
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I think it’s the pressure that comes from the job and the things at stake. In sexual health there’s really not much toxicities because there’s not much pressure with it. What we done here isn’t an emergency and no one will die from refusing them the service if unsure.
RSpeaks🇳🇬🇬🇧@RSpeakshermind
Even if you leave Nigeria it doesn’t get better. Other than good pay, I think toxicity is something you’ll always have to deal with in the hospital environment.
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Where’s the real Madame Joyce we know? Who’s this person?
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆@OneJoblessBoy
“Somebody that works hard for their money is not going to be popping bottles in the club.” — Madame Joyce
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Deeply sad about this. I loved takwa bay. It was my favourite place in Lagos. It was real. I enjoyed interacting with the locals who lived and grew up there. Takwa bay felt ideal for me. It’s a shame it’s all gone now. Sometimes we have to preserve things they way they are.
Mide.O 🩷@Midatlblog
Lagos real estate developers don’t waste time at all,they’ve already started building holiday homes on Tarkwa Bay Island 🤣 This is actually beautiful 🤏✨ 📍 Isla Noir, Tarkwa Bay Island,Lagos 🇳🇬
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This is absolutely crap. Absolutely bad advice. How can you be into fitness and call cardio a waste of time. Damn it. Then we wonder why a lot of younger people are dying from heart attack now.
Freeman⚓️💪🏽@Emmachuuks
Who agrees with me? Cardio is mostly a waste of time for fat loss and muscle building if you're not a competitive endurance athlete, skip it entirely and just lift weights while eating in a deficit.
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I know realities differ but I’m thankful everyday that I’m not on £35k per annum. I earn above that yearly and I still struggle financially. If I had to rely on £35k, I’ll struggle badly and no I don’t live in london. The UK has really deteriorated.
Lin Mei@linmeitalks
Do I live in a bubble ?? How is £35,000 in 2026 a GOOD salary? Is this a mindset thing? Are Brits living on happy shopper beans on toast, living in a single room? Or they must be living at home/ minimal bills. Do they not want more for themselves ?? Ambition and the desire to want a decent life is at an all time low in the U.K. 😟
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UK based Nigerians stingy but they sent 10 billion more. UK based Nigerians still keep contact with their Nigeria friends and people they know. The American ones go just change contact and send only their immediate family their new number. Yet na UK people stingy.
TheCableIndex@thecableindex
Nigerians in the UK sent the most money home in 2023
1. United Kingdom 🇬🇧: $12.38bn
2. United States 🇺🇸: $2.20bn
3. Canada 🇨🇦: $1.18bn
4. Malaysia 🇲🇾: $853.67m
5. Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦: $723.20m
6. Libya 🇱🇾: $710.50m
7. United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪: $228.38m
8. Italy 🇮🇹: $215.16m
9. Sudan 🇸🇩: $123.58m
10. South Africa 🇿🇦: $73.21m
This data represents inward personal transfers by country of origin
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It’s funny how the food I like are healthy food. I have never liked noodles, burgers, pizza and all that. I don’t like fizzy drinks too. I like veggies and fruits. I like groundnuts though & they are very good aphrodisiac.
Uchechukwu | CSM@AdolphusOriaku
I can write a book on what noodles did to me. I was sick for years, It was unknown to me that noodles were the cause. I almost died, my blood count was low, low iron, megaloblastic anemia, everything was happening because of noodles. Tufiakwa. I had to stop taking it in 2025.
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