Kay Hidalgo

This poll brought to you by my anxiety.

If someone invites to you to a party/event, do you assume:

@AshCrossan @WholeFoods I realize now you meant the hot food bar put at first I though you were making a big box of assorted types of dry pasta and I loved that for you.

You can just put 8 different types of pasta in a box and buy it. You can just do that. I did that. Best 11 bucks I’ve ever spent. @WholeFoods

Remember when I had that insane Whole Foods era ? We’re doing that again

Presenting the #Oscars illustration of the 97th @TheAcademy Awards Best Picture Nominees 2025! #Oscars2025 #Conclave #ACompleteUnknown #EmiliaPerez #Anora #Wicked #Dune2 #TheBrutalist #ImStillHere #NickelBoys #TheSubstance

@JordanMaison I think they are missing the words “to be” before “better.”

Counterpoint: She does not

I CANNOT WAIT

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This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet

we need to trick kanye into thinking the system doesn't want him to build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods

don’t play with your food unless it’s to make edible character creations inspired by the galaxy far, far away: strw.rs/6017xFZd5

talked to an immigrant tailor who told me he found out one of his clients supported deportations so he made his shirt collar too small on purpose

@GiganticCranium This was so much fun!

Seated and ready for this. Let the laughing commence! #SFSketchfest

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

I’ve adopted two 50lb dogs from Muttville!

@pablohidalgo Gonna make a tiny version of this and put it in a locket.

Dude; if you’re going to get high while standing next to your car before getting back in and driving away, maybe take off your Amazon vest first.

4th time!

I don’t know what’s going on with this nail salon’s playlist but I’ve heard Moves Like Jagger three times and we’re not even at polish yet.

#Wicked has been nominated for 10 Academy Awards including Best Visual Effects! Congratulations to ILM’s Pablo Helman and David Shirk, alongside Paul Corbould and Jonathan Fawkner! #Oscars