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"I Once Saw Him Kill Three Men In A Bar With A Pencil." ✏️ 2420 likes and I'll get John Wick as a Youtooz Figurine

@o_____o @FluffyFemFurry @proxyfox Goat 🏅 🏆

@FluffyFemFurry @marc873a @proxyfox “google buddy”

excuse me what the fuck

@somerandom54157 @saojmm16 @Ulyssosaur @cav2701 @TheMale_Central What's wrong with going to Israel? You can't hate an entire country's population just because some people are doing bad things

@saojmm16 @Ulyssosaur @cav2701 @TheMale_Central well no he’s literally been to israel before and posted support for them…

When is Dr. Mike getting a cameo on The Pitt?

@DaveInDev @shiri_shh What's bad about helping to train gemini?

@shiri_shh Same, although I use at most 1GB of Google Drive. I don't trust them with my data, so no thanks. It's going to train Gemini

Google just gave me 5TB storage for FREE I’m barely using 5GB 😭

@zydjskdjdj Nej!

I’m bored let’s delete denmark

@AncientArgonaut @MartinezOnChain what

@MartinezOnChain "15 hours of work a day" LMAO. What does Mr. Beast do that requires 15 hours of labor? Nothing. As usual these wealthy sheltered types do not know what real work is. They use the word far too casually to pretend they are one of us.

MrBeast reveals that he works 15 hour days and uses a stunt double for his thumbnails to keep on schedule "My schedule is literally planned down to the minute, everything has to be perfect because you know I just don't have that much time"

@rtwlz "This is a privately installed sign. It does not constitute an official city street designation or renaming."

Ever wanted to NAME A STREET? We’re auctioning off the naming rights to an actual alley in San Francisco. Highest bidder can name it whatever they want. Ends Tuesday at 1pm PT

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@OMatula @thedailymemes_ We also have that in denmark 🇩🇰 🤝 🇨🇿

@thedailymemes_ That is our version of hot dog in Czechia….

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@Croonenmaxxim @DiscussingFilm Yea Rowling really is

@DiscussingFilm What an absolute moron

Andrew Garfield says he recently saw the ‘HARRY POTTER’ films for the first time but added that “we shouldn’t be putting money in the pocket of inhumane legislation right now through she that shall remain nameless.” “But the soul and the spirit of a lot of the essence of the themes of those films, and the kids are so good.” (Source: youtu.be/YtDD9nUvicA?si…)

@MagnusBarsoe Hjemmeside?

Uha! Det blev spændende her til sidst: Hele Københavns omegn er netop blevet talt op, og vi har fået den erfarne regionsrådspolitiker men folketingsdebutant Sofie De Bretteville valgt. Hun er pissegod, sød og dygtig!! STORT tillykke. 😀🌹 Jeg endte nummer 5 med 1.902 personlige stemmer og jeg er kistefucking glad. Det var faktisk målet fra start at blive nummer fem. I Lyngbykredsen er der kun ca. 5.000 S-stemmer (i Ballerup er der f.eks. 11.000), og mit samlede budget var 150.000 kroner, hvilket var milevidt fra de andre kandidater. Vi vidste godt, at det var noget nær umuligt for mig at blive direkte valgt. Men vi satsede på, at hvis partiet gik lidt tilbage, og vi fik fire mandater, at jeg kunne blive suppleant som nummer fem - og dermed komme i spil, hvis nogen gik på barsel. Jeg havde regnet med, at de fire skulle være Tesfaye, Bødskov, Bretteville og Durhuus. Men bummelum. Vi tabte som bekendt to mandater og nu er det Maria Durhuus bliver suppleant. Stort tillykke til de valgte. Mod nye sejre! 😀🇩🇰🌹 (Og Børsen Brænder er tilbage med mig på mandag!!) Kh Magnus 🌹

@BrujitaJacobsen Mix dem alle til et og kald dem nationalsocialististerne

12 partier er for mange. Foreslår følgende: Enhedsalternativet Socialdemokratisk Folkeparti Moderadikale Venstre-liberal Alliance Danmarks Borgeres Folkeparti Liste C eneste tilbageværende parti uden oplagt fusionspartner. De får det svært.

@WMcwalterB Så længe de ikke når til Danmark er det intet problem

HEARTWARMING: Iran har missiler som kan nå Stockholm

@JWDalsager Det er ikke nødvendigt at skulle erkende noget da DR ikke lavede nogen fejl

"DR afviser kritik". Jamen selvfølgelig. For man skulle jo nødig erkende fejl.

@MGMPokerFish @KristofferMiles @jacobombast Enig. Vitterligt bare en dårlig artikel af Ekstra bladet

@KristofferMiles @jacobombast Naturligvis kan man det. Lyt til indholdet hun bliver ristet af Liva, så intet er aftalt og der var ingen nemme madder

Kan man interviewe statsministeren i en valgkamp, når man er gift og bor sammen med en af hendes tætteste rådgivere? Ja, mener DR. @jacobombast #dkpol

@KristofferMiles @jacobombast Det er nok den dårligste artikel jeg nogensinde har læst Det var jo ikke Kousholt der var hovedinterviewern 😂. Og alligevel fik de lokket mere ud af Mette end jeg nogensinde har set EB gøre. Træls at i skal være så nedladende over for andre almindelige mennesker.

@fleaval @OS2NOX That's crazy

@OS2NOX I wouldn't exactly mind if they act on it

why does this video become a mr beast death threat in the last 3 seconds

@jravnsgaard @amazingmap Nu kan det godt være min historie sejler lidt men den dansk-tysk grænse stoppede da ved kongeåen?

@amazingmap The german occupation of Denmark ended on may 5th.

A map showing where German forces were still holding territory across Europe on 8 May 1945 as World War II in Europe came to an end

@MrBeastInsights Agree with the overstimulating, it's basically just long form brain rot

MrBeast's videos are 'overproduced, too overstimulating, too fast-paced, uninteresting, and way too similar to Beast Games.' We asked the community what they think about MrBeast's recent videos, and these were their responses. Do you agree with them?

@denizzz2654853 @georgekh @Seanfrank Perhaps, but didn't she start the estrogen treatment before she was outed? Can't remember how and when people found out all that about her

@marc873a @georgekh @Seanfrank It's prolly just to protect his own reputation rather than covering her actions

Its a popular trend now to shit on mr beast, beast games, and this genre of ultra produced youtube Thats stupid and wrong people look for any reason to shit on it: - "its not good for kids" - "he objectifies poor people" - "its not what youtube is about" all cope. In a world where the homepage of twitch looks like porn hub... where every basketball game is brought to you by 4 different gambling companies... where ai brainrot is 60% of reels/shorts/tiktok mr beast (and creators like him) are the shinning light to save us giving money to charity, never featuring gambling or porn, never even curing people try to blame A GAMESHOW instead of looking at the platforms / culture watch beast games with your kids. it has the whole family engaged, asking "what you would do" anyway- good content, i like it