Mark

@j0ivy Where should I start?

wake me up with your tongue? :Þ

@MikeBellATL @MikeRGlenn The deductible is outrageous

@mark_randle6969 @MikeRGlenn They do offer a good dental plan...

I was watching the James Bond movie, "You Only Live Twice," and noticed all the people working in Blofeld's volcano lair. I was wondering if the place had a cafeteria for the employees. What about all the jump suits? Who had the contract to supply them? Is there an HR Department?

@MikeBellATL @MikeRGlenn What was S.P.E.C.T.R.E’s employee retention plan? After a few of these poorly executed plans, henchmen were hard to come by.

@MikeRGlenn Yes to all those questions, S.P.E.C.T.R.E also had profit sharing and a great 401k.

@j0ivy I’d like to see that.

i am a magician who turns no orgasms into 10 orgasms ✧˖°

@NoDMsPerfavore Those jeans are stupid looking

Guys, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@otokyo__ Blackfoot Black Sabbath BlackBerry Smoke Blue Oyster Cult Blue Cheer

Can you name a band with a color in their name… no Googling!

@oelma__ Yep Stupid Unattractive Reminds of cattle going to be slaughtered

Is this true?

@Jessica0eh2 @lisahsmithlhs Gotta love those huge areoles. Sexiest thing ever

@lisahsmithlhs Because

Because Tuesday

@outdoorsyrachel Nope

I squirted on a guys face last night and he drank it, is that weird?

@WomenBeingAwful Cute body , face not so much.

Still think she's hot?

@LilyGrace_09 Send her packing, change the locks, close all monetary accounts. Call my attorney.

What will you do 🤔

@WorkElizab Sears, don’t remember if it had a name.

A bike which defines your childhood

@DesireDolll @gabi4play 1

Real tits vs anime tits. Which pair are you stroking to right now? Comment 1 or 2 🔥

@EmilySm43 Cleavage is sexy & mysterious

What’s the reason behind this?

@j0ivy Nonstop Guinness, Krispy Kreme & BBQ. A hot chick about crotch high with a flat head.

what do you think heaven is like because FOR ME it’s a hot girl with a big nose and good boy with a big wallet

@just_meivy Most have tried when we were younger, majority of those failed, like myself.

do men actually do this?

@Bisma7465 I’ve said this before, clean & shaved labia, this rest doesn’t matter.

Be real… what’s your type? Bush or bald

@MikeBellATL @ATLHawks Just watched the hi lights, not sure what the stats were, the Knicks got a number of offensive rebounds. Great hustle by the Hawks, they could honestly beat the knicks.

What a frigging win for the @ATLHawks! Battled back showed poise, got juice from Jalen Johnson, Kuminga was big. And CJ wow!

@UziCryptoo What is Texas sales tax rate?

6 years of living in Texas and I've come to the conclusion that the no state income tax thing is basically a scam. The property taxes are so high that they negate any savings. We are still paying as many taxes in Texas as we would in California. You save on gas I guess.

@ChurchOfCleo How’d the ankle do?

fresh off the rugby pitch! 🏉🔥