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@bridger_w @JimmySmagula @ExactlyRight @ISaidNoGifts @ApplePodcasts I think it’s so sweet that Bridger has such a close relationship with his male roommate. I wonder if it every gets awkward when they have girls over

Hello, here is a new episode of I Said No Gifts! with the uncontrollable @JimmySmagula, please enjoy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-s…

I have writers block, or, as I like to call it... uhhhhh [insert later]

Mayor Adams... kindly cut the crap #NoCutsToLibraries! @NYCMayor and @NYCCouncil, library funding is essential! New Yorkers need the vital services our libraries provide. investinlibraries.org

@dave_cactus Can’t argue with that

@markedly SECOND HOTTEST

Happy for the Nuggets but can we all agree that Jimmy Butler is the hottest man in basketball

@checarina Omg

@markedly done!

Be my friend on Letterboxd! I simply must have friends

@checarina 🤗

@rajandelman oh no

@robertbenda May god have mercy on all of our souls

I think the question on everyone's mind at this important time of political flux is: what's for second lunch

@NatteeMaddee It’s god’s cum

Are you there, God? It’s me,

@Prof_Hinkley You should try it professionally tomorrow

@Prof_Hinkley Thank you for taking your job so seriously

@ElyKreimendahl lmao

it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat

It's easy to forgot how difficult Mothers Day can be for some families. For example, my sister and I have to pretend to be Republicans for a whole brunch

remember you can close your eyes and imagine a mouse holding a cocktail umbrella walking across a spaghetti noodle tight rope any time you want. no one can stop you