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@marto254_ Hawa a fuel ya kuenda America.

Mbona hii world cup ya this year Haina hype mingi like the other world cups?? Some people ata hawajui inaanza in the next 50 days.. Ama ni ju inachezewa america?

@netobenjamink Rule out economic pressure coz we are not the first to have it.

More than 540 divorce petitions filed in just 4 months, January to April 2026, at Milimani Magistrate's Court in Nairobi. Is the Kenyan family institution crumbling under economic pressure, changing values, or is it something else?

@linobi770 @EngJohnMachari1 Nyandarua is like mount Elgon. Matope Na poor roads. Though food is available but reaching stations is difficult

@EngJohnMachari1 I'm a field person and I know every sub county there but which part of nyandarua should deserves hardship privileges surely.

BREAKING!! The government of Kenya has finally categorized hardship areas into two categories of Extreme and Moderate. The new renumeration hardship rates has been revised by SRC and will be implemented in July this year. Here are the categories and respective zones. EXTREME 1. Mandera county 2. Garissa county 3. Turkana county 4. Wajir county 5. Tana River county 6. Marsabit county 7. Some parts of Lamu 8. West Pokot 9. Some parts of Baringo 10. Isiolo County MODERATE 1. Narok West, South and Loita 2. Samburu 3. Parts of Suba South and Suba North 4. Some parts of Kitui County 5. Some parts of Makueni 6. Some parts of Kajiado 7. Some parts of Kilifi 8. Nyando and Nyakach in Kisumu county. 9. Some parts of Laikipia 10. Some parts of Nyandarua

@sabul_ian @ArapTilingi Unless the man she is going to marry sired those kids with her secretly

@ArapTilingi A man barely loses nothing in a break up .Wakavinye will struggle to get a man who is willing to submit fully with 2 kids .Kuanza na plus 2 ni ngumu kidogo

Njugush should just know it's not the end, dust off and build yourself again.

@mungereti @_toxicprince96 That is no longer the case. We reached loan limits. So we devised ways of financing roads. Levies for building and maintenance. You are still in 1970s

@matelong77 @_toxicprince96 Our roads are constructed by chinese loans. Ama expressway tunalipa tolls za nini?

How comes Egypt which has 75,000km of tarmac road pay KES 64.15, Ethiopia which has 27,000 km of road pay KES 118 for a litre of petrol while Kenya which is also in the same economic bracket but with few km of road (25,000) pay KES 197? Tunabebwa ufala

@MihrThakar Went back to Iran?

The Parsi Community of Mombasa has completed disappeared.

@Jakujajesusjoy Let's not forget to always submit to the word of God daily to help overcome our weaknesses. Christians grow daily and this entails character changes

I’m a big believer of people learning how to suffer well. When you choose a spouse, always check if you are able to suffer well when it comes to their weaknesses. 🧵🪡 Thread.

@MihrThakar When they don't listen to constant calls to come up with alternative economic policies and plans,these are the consequences. Slogans, name-calling Ruto won't convince right thinking Kenyans

I don't know who needs to hear this, but demos flopping is not necessarily a good thing. It means that the Opposition is weaker than ever. And all its media appearances have either been lacklustre or the public do not see it as a saviour.

@bungomaduke Training their eyes on foreign markets, USA, Australia

I’ve seen so many people who qualified for university opting for KMTC. Still struggling to connect the dots. Does it mean ukitoka KMTC unapata kazi immediately. Leo nimekua kwa cyber and everyone coming in alikuwa anauliza kama KMTC applications ziko open.

@mts__kid Sasa mvua ikija May watasema kasongo ameleta mvua?

Huku rift valley haijanysha since March kila mahali napita naskia tu wanasema Kasongo amefukuza mvua

@KE_MrBlack Colonized by Greeks before the Romans came in. Shida yenu mnafikiria Afrika pekee ndio tulitawaliwa

How the hell did Jesus find people called Mathew,James,Luke and John in middle East?😂

@zablonorina1 Moi University too

You visit Kenyatta University, see how the fields stay green year-round, how the entire environment is wrapped in nature, then you start wondering what other universities do with their money. KU has always been green even back in the days of George Eshiwani.

@keithnamu @gazalanduox Yet you left her instead?

Everyone needs a supportive partner in this life

@ArapTilingi Forcing the president to hire advisors to help him

The next parliament will be full of people who are just popular but without knowledge. Trying to imagine a parliament with Gaucho, Vicky brilliance, Kanyari and all the other jokers. The electorate needs to know what the function of the legislature is.

@MihrThakar @carrington_fx But the reserves have increased from capacity for two months import cover to six months.

Analysts are now calling the Kenya Shilling vulnerable and saying that its strength is linked to the Central Bank selling dollars. Analysts now predict that the Central Bank will stop selling dollars and let it weaken. @carrington_fx has been selling at around 130 for ages now.

@OKamket @GlitteringAnge Uongo. Other parties like wiper ,Safina, jubilee are declaring their candidates. But Kwa sifuna ndio kunakuwa Na issue ya IEBC

@matelong77 @GlitteringAnge The Linda Mwananchi movement has SG Sifuna as their presidential candidate, hence the monica "sisi ndio Sifuna". But they can't declare now because IEBC is yet to announce the official campaign period. The law disallow premature political campaigns

United opposition can do what they want BUT Sifuna must be on the ticket.

@Kapyoseiin And blame it on their president

In Benin Republic, a truck full of soft drinks crashed, and guess what? People were actually helping the driver pack everything back neatly like responsible adults. Meanwhile, I know one country where that truck would be emptied in under 60 seconds flat — drinks flying left, right, and center like it’s Black Friday on steroids. And if I dare name that country… my mentions will be on fire and they’ll be coming for my neck 😂🤦🏾‍♂️😭

@Clar65105 @rerei_nathan Kol keswek Eng imbaret nee nengung'

@rerei_nathan Korom any yu inakol kesweek Any 😂

Kipsongoiyat ko oechin ak ng'etik en mabwai, ingunon ya kimwa kele ingoba tapan logok konyolu kwo tapan akine motin koyos netyan, moite kekuren ot chi neu non boiyon