Judgmental Fish Nun

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Judgmental Fish Nun

@maxfalkowitz

Hobbyist. Writing a weekly bonsai blog: https://t.co/SV2uJzJuAk

Queens Beigetreten Şubat 2011

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·22 Oca

@cordeliers @Wood_House76 I can't believe I have to say this but no, fuck off, so many of my neighbors died. The spread was real and terrifying. I have no clue why the police flew helicopters overhead but I'm disgusted that you're using my tweet to support a conspiracy theory that harms people.

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Club des Cordeliers@cordeliers·22 Oca

@Wood_House76 I suspect the helicopters, like the ceaseless sirens at night, were intended to create a sense of crisis. x.com/maxfalkowitz/s…

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Jackson Heights / Elmhurst currently a mix of helicopters overhead, police and ambulance sirens...and the Mr. Softee truck

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·31 Ağu

@afrocosmist the man is halfway to becoming Harlan Ellison brain jelly we might as well let Am finish the job

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COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP@afrocosmist·31 Ağu

on the other hand the inexorable march of time & mortality is too good for him & he isnt suffering nearly enough

Marc Lamont Hill@marclamonthill

This is difficult to watch. McConnell is garbage as a politician and person. But I still feel sadness and sympathy watching him struggle. The idea of him considering re-election is absurd, as is the idea of him staying in office until 2026. I hope he retires. For everyone’s sake.

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·24 Ağu

god and god2

雲猫@オーバーラン@Nyandful2

初はんざき祭り

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·24 Ağu

@NoContextTrek @Nyandful2 @swear_trek Can’t you recognize Janeway upfront? She replicated a Kai’s hat to “motivate” her Bajoran crew to throw themselves into the recycler so she could have coffee.

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雲猫@オーバーラン@Nyandful2·23 Ağu

初はんざき祭り

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·9 Ağu

but are you chewing the chad gums

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·21 Tem

@KendraWrites Oh he seems big into ethnic connection alright

𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick

@HarveyMephit I love that we have a place we can go like that. Sorta like blacks have northern Mississippi and Japanese have Japan. Diversity is only meaningful if we know who we are and where we belong!

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·18 Tem

1968!

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·15 Tem

Moratorium on Spock episodes until we figure out what's going on

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·14 Tem

@Randwiches shrinkflation hits the farmers market?!

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·14 Tem

@KendraWrites a jewel of the borough she is

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·11 Tem

The bonsai artist John Naka said you should leave room for the birds to fly through your bonsai design, but I think I prefer this cat toss version

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·11 Tem

Learned from an arborist today that if you want to maximize fruit on a citrus tree, prune it so "you can toss a cat through the branches"

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·10 Tem

@scbaird @gastrognome how are we compartmentalizing all this friends

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Naomi Tomky@gastrognome·10 Tem

It feels weird to post my Albania piece, my biggest/best/most exciting commission at the same time anyone who has talked to me recently knows I am pretty sure my job as it's been for the last decade is falling apart. But... I guess what isn't changing is that this job is weird!

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·5 Tem

The End of History and the Last Chef

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·4 Tem

Putting it out there to editors that I would happily write a lore article about the joys and drama, the camp and class that was Iron Chef Japan, the apex of food television.

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·4 Tem

@FartSandwich @jewelosco what about their Buffalo chicken dip I’ve never had that texture before

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Judgmental Fish Nun@maxfalkowitz·30 Haz

@kdrusch a tragedy / great callback

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