Clementine Butt Chunk

Humans crave Pocky because it satisfies the forbidden urge to chomp on a thermometer under your tongue

i think the little women (2019) trailer is a masterpiece for many reasons but maybe most of all for how it included this line but purposely left out “but i’m so lonely” so when you got to this scene while actually watching the movie it blindsided you like a fucking freight train

@KrangTNelson This ad also pisses me off but for “narwhal nachos”. Also alliteration AND A DIFFERENT ANIMAL

@TheGayChingy Absolute ALL TIMER. “What do they expect for their lousy 35 cents- to live forever?”

THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE (1974) fucking ruuuuules

@colleen_daves Not precisely action, but Friedkin’s “Sorcerer” will leave you needing a fresh application of deodorant

Need a thriller or action movie recommendation that will make me anxious and throw up

That one scene in Babygirl

@offbeatorbit Like do people even realize we have a whole-ass rainforest up there? And yellowstone? And the great smokies? And deserts? And like… everything else??

lol i mean...america has some of the most beautiful and diverse landscapes on the planet and the food reflects the diversity of people who live here so we have pretty much every food you can imagine and most of it is really fucking good so that is my explanation lol

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the Noma Guide to Fermentation??

The modern equivalent of searching your couch cushions for change is seeing if you have any forgotten balances hanging out in venmo, cashapp, poshmark, etc

Straight women: men under 6 feet should not even be allowed to LOOK at me Me: the sexiest feeling in the world is being 1.5 to 3 inches taller than a man. In this essay i will—

@hausofdecline This is actually what becoming a cook did for me, it’s like being an employable theater kid

@soren_iverson have you done Find My Friends but it alerts you when friends are on the move?

no bc how are you going to have tyler bolt his truck into the tarmac and run through the airport to stop kate from leaving and then say a kiss is too cliché and it wasn’t about romance 😭😭 you gotta commit one way or another

Longlegs (2024)

i finally found out what that 'hawk tuah' girl is and what she was saying and she's wrong, the way to drive someone crazy isn't spitting on their dick, it's throating it so you bring up that thick spit from the back of your throat.

Doing a double and then triple take at the Wentworth banner

@coletommasulo Blend with the oil portion of a zucchini bread/cake recipe

Have we done this yet

when people find out that the writer for Scream (1996) is a gay man.

THERE IS STILL TIME (to contribute to I Saw the TV Glow’s domestic box office gross)